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8 Aug 2007
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.
In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself". One the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horney and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board. After a few minutes ‘slap and tickle’, they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor’s orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" The man answered, "Just great, asshole...when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my dick and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"
30 Jul 2007
I have been on the road most all weekend, had to drive from Columbus ohio to Myrtle Beach, SC
to help a friend out this weekend, I left out of Columbus on Sat Night at 4 pm est and got into Myrtle Beach, SC around 3 am est, then got a hotel room and slept until 8 am est then went and did what I had to for her then around 1 pm est got back on the road heading for Columbus, Ohio and got in at 2:30 am est, so you can say after 20 hr's plus driving with only a few hr's rest I am DEAD...
27 Jul 2007
QUOTE The Boise State running back who scored the winning points in the Fiesta Bowl, then proposed to his cheerleader girlfriend on national television, says he has hired security for their wedding because of racial threats. Ian Johnson, who is black, and Chrissy Popadics, who is white, are due to be married Saturday in Boise. Since his Jan. 1 proposal, Johnson said, he has received phone calls, letters and some personal threats from people who object to their marriage plans. "You take it for what it is -- the less educated, the less willing to change," Johnson, 21, of San Dimas, Calif., told the Idaho Statesman for its Tuesday editions. "But we're not acting like we're naive to all the stuff that's going on. We know what's been said. We're going to make sure we're safe at all times. It's an amazing day for us, and we'd hate to have it ruined by someone." "It's really sad because a lot of people that are probably doing it are the same people who were cheering me on," Johnson said. A Boise State football spokesman, Todd Miles, said Tuesday that Johnson hoped to put the matter behind him and did not want to discuss it further. Popadics' family said she was not available. At the Fiesta Bowl, Johnson used a "Statue of Liberty" play to score the winning two-point conversion as underdog Boise State beat the Oklahoma Sooners 43-42 in overtime. The Broncos ended their season 13-0. http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/news?slug=ap...p&type=lgns |
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MAKBearFan
Damn you and CoolKat, I hardly get to kill Keg, Anthrax, Ski, and Talker because of you two. lol 22 Feb 2007 - 1:01
Michael Myers
whoring is what I do and whoring is what I love oh and the cubs suck 11 Feb 2007 - 4:01 Friends
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