None, since I have no webcam. WHEW!

None, since I have no webcam. WHEW!
ILLEGITIMUS NON CARBORUNDUM EST!

here's another................
if elephants could fly, how many flapjacks would it take to wallpaper a doghouse?
twelve
Twelve
if a lesbian married a straight guy and they had 3 dogs, how many kittens would they keep in their birdcage?

