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  1. 08-26-2008, 05:12 PM #1271
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    Bountiful Christy Canyon plays Alice, an extremely horny woman who dies during her morning jog in a bra-less tanktop. She is greeted at the Heavenly gates by a man who informs her it isn't her time, and that a mistake has been made. She is livid. He takes her on a journey, temporarily placing her into bodies of such blondes as Ginger Lynn and Gina Carrera, until he can find the right receptacle. Alice is displeased each time to be placed into a blonde, as she is a blonde-hater. She is finally placed into a blonde and comatose Chanel Lindsey, who isn't comatose for long. Really bad acting, but still funny at times, "On Golden Blonde" is one of the best adult-comedies for its time. My rating: 8 out of 10



    By reading that synopsis, you'd have no idea it was a porno. It is, isn't it? (I'm assuming it is based on the cast) :unsure:[/b]
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  • 08-26-2008, 05:13 PM #1272
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    YES! Just like that.
    What the heck, Mats? Where did that come from? lol[/b]
    I dunno (kicks pebble...) it was the first thing I thought of.
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  • 08-26-2008, 05:15 PM #1273
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    I can has cheezburgr?

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  • 08-26-2008, 05:19 PM #1274
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    'Tis.[/b]
    Yeah...I wasn't really into the porn scene in 1984. Being I was in third grade and all.
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  • 08-26-2008, 05:20 PM #1275
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    That was the 'Golden Age Of Porn' (continuing the theme).

    And I was 23 then.
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  • 08-26-2008, 05:51 PM #1276
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    That was the 'Golden Age Of Porn' (continuing the theme).

    And I was 23 then.[/b]
    I&#39;m still trying to find the one with the <strike>detective</strike> private dick searching for the chick who fit the golden breast plate...or maybe it was a brass breast plate. Early to mid eighties - a great era for soft porn comedies (though at the time I was more interested in porn bloopers). Wish I knew the title.



    Saw this at Woodenmike&#39;s a couple years ago: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074308/ . Lovely, inspirational movie.
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    Saw this at Woodenmike&#39;s a couple years ago: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074308/ . Lovely, inspirational movie.[/b]
    "Eubank is Chesty Anderson (what were her parents smoking?), a brunette WAVE whose sister is killed in a garbage disposal unit so she won&#39;t reveal the seamier side of a senate candidate&#39;s life..."

    Just in time for the election...
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  • 09-04-2008, 06:19 PM #1278
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    The political forum scares the crap out of me even more than ever before. I don&#39;t want to fight with all y&#39;all. hahaa.

    In other news, I&#39;m in need of a babysitter for me. Seriously! Someone to keep me out of trouble and such.
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    The political forum scares the crap out of me even more than ever before. I don&#39;t want to fight with all y&#39;all. hahaa.

    In other news, I&#39;m in need of a babysitter for me. Seriously! Someone to keep me out of trouble and such.[/b]
    It&#39;s recommended that you do a little research, before hiring a babysitter.



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  • 09-05-2008, 08:38 AM #1280
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