Dear blank, please blank

I just wasted way too much time on this site:

http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/


Dear Grass on the Other Side,

What kind of fertilizer are you using?

Sincerely, My Side.


Dear the letter 'S',

You've won this time...

Sincerely, person with a lisp.

Dear world,

Sincerely, Ninjas.

Dear World of Warcraft,

Thank you for ensuring my sons virginity.

Sincerely, parents everywhere.

Dear spare change,

OM NOM NOM.

Sincerely, the couch.

Dear Grammar,

I iz sry 4 evrythn i dun 2 u.

Sincerely, Texting.

Dear World,

We do have souls. They're just on fire.

Sincerely, Gingers.

hit and miss... the couch one made me LOL for real... probably cause i'm high as a giraffes ass.

you have way too much time on your hands

Dear world,
We do have souls, they're just on fire.
Sincerely, Gingers.

Dear Eggs,

Sorry I beat you.

Sincerely, Whisk.

Dear people who feel like a third wheel,

At least you have friends.

Sincerely, unicycle.

Dear Ebenezer Scrooge,

We got your message, we'll be there asap.

Sincerely, Ghostbusters

I don't know why I find these so funny, especially since a lot are PG, but I do.

Dear students,

Weed only makes YOU high.

Sincerely, GPA.

I think they're hilarious!

Dear ____________ (noun),

Please ____________(verb).

Sincerely, Mad Libs.