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  1. 01-13-2011, 08:39 PM #1
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    New Zodiac Signs

    thats right...once again, Science > mysticism

    So, apparently horoscopes dont take into account the wobbling of Earth on its axis, and as such, the "zodiac signs" that aligned with the earth on certain dates, are incorrect.
    And i present to you, the new updated Zodiac signs (including a brand new one!! well, and old one that has been typically left out):


    Capricorn
    January 20- to February 16

    Aquarius
    February 16 to March 11

    Pisces
    March 11 to April 18.

    Aries
    April 18 to May 13

    Taurus
    May 13 to June 21.

    Gemini
    June 21 to July 20

    Cancer
    July 20 to August 10

    Leo
    August 10 to September 16

    Virgo
    September 16 to October 30

    Libra
    October 30 to November 23

    Scorpio
    November 23 to November 29

    Ophiuchus
    November 29 to December 17

    Sagittarius
    December 17 to January 20

    http://www.myfoxtwincities.com/dpp/n...us-jan-13-2011



    Hope you dont have any zodiac Tattoos.
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  • 01-13-2011, 11:11 PM #2
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    Fucking changing signs... NOW I'm a Virgo? Fuck that.

    I'm in Asia, so I'll stick with the Snake.
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  • 01-13-2011, 11:57 PM #3
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    Agreed. I prefer to be a cock. er, I mean rooster.
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  • 01-14-2011, 12:41 AM #4
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    Agreed. I prefer to be a cock. er, I mean rooster.
    Lol... Let me see.... Should I welcome her back with a crude joke at her expense, or just let her words speak for themselves...
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  • 01-14-2011, 06:50 AM #5
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    She prefers the cock. All is right with the world.

    /so says The Bull
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  • 01-14-2011, 07:35 AM #6
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    so im not an aquarius anymore whatever the hell that means
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    so does that mean that newborns have the new sign dates, or that those already born have new sign dates. Cause I gotta say, the old one is my personality, and the new one not so much.


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    Same here. I am more of an Aquarius than a Capricorn. I'm just going to make up my own sign. I'm a dragon.
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  • 01-14-2011, 11:14 AM #10
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    I'm a damn Aquarius, flippin hippy shit.
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