True story -
Cop : What can I do for u sir ?
Crotchety Old Man: My neighbors dog is running up and down the fence line barking at me while I cut my grass ( riding lawn mower ).........
Cop: I know this is ridiculous but could u put your dog away while ur neighbor is cutting his grass he doesn't like it.
Neighbor : Seriously officer ?
Cop: Seriously .... wouldja just do it for MY sake ?
N: Sure officer.
( cop leaves 10min later he's sent back )
Cop: What's the problem now sir ?
Old Man: Well he put the dog away , but now HE'S standing at the fence line barking at me.
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( only in America )
