Remind Me To Never Get Involved With A Dentist.....

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Originally Posted by Chicagoan

I know, right?

not sure how she made the leap from "you bastard" to yanking all his teeth though. that takes some SERIOUS crazy.

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In my experience anytime THAT word comes out of your girlfriends mouth, and it's directed towards you, unpleasant things are about to happen. The term "Bastard" when applied to a male is the equivalent of the "C Word" applied to a female so you get an idea of just how the emotions of the two sexes square up around these terms. LOL

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Originally Posted by soulman

You know after I thought about it for a while I came to the exact same conclusion. How big of an idiot do you need to be to do that???? Women are not the most peaceable people after a breakup so why even think about giving her that opening. He's lucky it was only his teeth and that she wasn't a urologist instead.

I wouldn't have let her run my car through a car wash for fear of thinking she do it with all of the windows down.

It's almost like;

She: "You Bastard, I'm gonna shoot your balls off!

He: "Well honey the gun is under my pillow and the ammo is in the nightstand. Think you can find it or should I get them for you."

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I would have paid out of network expenses and drove to the other side of fucking town to make sure I didn't goto her same group.
I remember once I had a girlfriend that DREAMED my roommate and I had a 3some w/this girl we worked with; she got up, drove 1/2 way accross town, came into our apartment(not sure when she got keys btw) AND was sitting on my bed looking at me when I woke up, I about had a heart attack...I married that psyco...

Vengeful teeth-pulling dentist story deemed a hoax | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News

How come I'm not suprised at all by this revolation. Reporters never bother fact checking anymore. They hear it, run w/it and hope they don't get exposed for being wrong.

bitches still be crazy.