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Originally Posted by
Chicagoan 
I know, right?
not sure how she made the leap from "you bastard" to yanking all his teeth though. that takes some SERIOUS crazy.
In my experience anytime THAT word comes out of your girlfriends mouth, and it's directed towards you, unpleasant things are about to happen. The term "Bastard" when applied to a male is the equivalent of the "C Word" applied to a female so you get an idea of just how the emotions of the two sexes square up around these terms. LOL
I'm getting to that age where a lifetime warranty just doesn't mean as much to me anymore as an afternoon nap. 
Honey Badger Don't Care. Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit.
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Originally Posted by
soulman You know after I thought about it for a while I came to the exact same conclusion. How big of an idiot do you need to be to do that???? Women are not the most peaceable people after a breakup so why even think about giving her that opening. He's lucky it was only his teeth and that she wasn't a urologist instead.
I wouldn't have let her run my car through a car wash for fear of thinking she do it with all of the windows down.
It's almost like;
She: "You Bastard, I'm gonna shoot your balls off!
He: "Well honey the gun is under my pillow and the ammo is in the nightstand. Think you can find it or should I get them for you."
I would have paid out of network expenses and drove to the other side of fucking town to make sure I didn't goto her same group.
I remember once I had a girlfriend that DREAMED my roommate and I had a 3some w/this girl we worked with; she got up, drove 1/2 way accross town, came into our apartment(not sure when she got keys btw) AND was sitting on my bed looking at me when I woke up, I about had a heart attack...I married that psyco...
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How come I'm not suprised at all by this revolation. Reporters never bother fact checking anymore. They hear it, run w/it and hope they don't get exposed for being wrong.
bitches still be crazy.
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