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Remind Me To Never Get Involved With A Dentist.....
Dentist pulls out all of her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after split
By Eric Pfeiffer | The Sideshow – 7 hrs ago
In this unrelated photo, a patient receives dental treatment (AP/Esteban Felix)
If you're planning a trip to the dentist, it might not be the wisest decision to make your appointment with the person you just broke up with.
A Polish woman is facing three years in prison after she removed all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth during dental surgery just days after their breakup.
"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," Anna Mackowiak, 34, told the Austrian Times. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a bastard' and decided to take all his teeth out."
Marek Olszewski, 45, reportedly showed up at Mackowiak's dental office complaining of toothache just days after he broke up with her. She then allegedly gave him a "heavy dose" of anesthetic, locked the door and began removing all of his teeth one at a time.
"I knew something was wrong because when I woke up I couldn't feel any teeth and my jaw was strapped up with bandages," Olszewski said.
"She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn't be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums, but that I would need to see a specialist," he said.
"I didn't have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional."
Adding to his trauma, Olszewski said his new girlfriend has already left him over his now toothless appearance.
"And I'm going to have to pay a fortune on getting indents or something," he said.
Mackowiak is currently being investigated for medical malpractice.
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Awww! Just like when the guy gouged out his girlfriend's eyes...ain't love grand? Willingness to commit totally insane acts of violence just shows you care.
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Well, first, you'd have to be dumber than a pol... wait.
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Originally Posted by
JC23JC23 
Awww! Just like when the guy gouged out his girlfriend's
eyes...ain't love grand? Willingness to commit totally insane acts of violence just shows you
care.
You know how your mind produces some chemical that basically paralizes you in your sleep so you don't act oit your dreams.... (At least I think that's how it works). Im convinced that my mind does the same thing to keep me from acting out all of the sick shit that runs through my head.
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I agree w/BDM on this one. I have to F'd up shit run through my mind, and I never act on it.
I put this all on the guy though; you know bitches be crazy, and you go back to the one you dropped for dental work? That's just asking for bad shit to happen to you.
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Originally Posted by
soulman So what little extra gene do women have that makes them go psychotic every once in a while.
Its called "Ovaries"
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Originally Posted by
Riczaj01 I agree w/BDM on this one. I have to F'd up shit run through my mind, and I never act on it.
I put this all on the guy though; you know bitches be crazy, and you go back to the one you dropped for dental work? That's just asking for bad shit to happen to you.
I know, right?
not sure how she made the leap from "you bastard" to yanking all his teeth though. that takes some SERIOUS crazy.
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Originally Posted by
Chicagoan I know, right?
not sure how she made the leap from "you bastard" to yanking all his teeth though. that takes some SERIOUS crazy.
Nah... just some novacaine and a pair of plyers.
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Originally Posted by
Riczaj01 I agree w/BDM on this one. I have to F'd up shit run through my mind, and I never act on it.
I put this all on the guy though; you know bitches be crazy, and you go back to the one you dropped for dental work? That's just asking for bad shit to happen to you.
You know after I thought about it for a while I came to the exact same conclusion. How big of an idiot do you need to be to do that???? Women are not the most peaceable people after a breakup so why even think about giving her that opening. He's lucky it was only his teeth and that she wasn't a urologist instead.
I wouldn't have let her run my car through a car wash for fear of thinking she do it with all of the windows down.
It's almost like;
She: "You Bastard, I'm gonna shoot your balls off!
He: "Well honey the gun is under my pillow and the ammo is in the nightstand. Think you can find it or should I get them for you."
I'm getting to that age where a lifetime warranty just doesn't mean as much to me anymore as an afternoon nap. Honey Badger Don't Care. Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit.
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