Thread: Things that may make you go... Hmmmmmm......

Eight THOUGHTS to ponder

Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
one can die.

Number 6
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.
Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today,
might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me:

"Don't worry about old age--
it doesn't last that long."


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'The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.'
-Thomas Jefferson