No
Ever throw one on someone?
No
Ever throw one on someone?
I'm addicted to PORN and by PORN I mean BEARS FOOTBALL!!
yeah in a bar fight I threw a beer bottle and broke over his head
ever feed an explosive to an animal?
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No, that's messed up.
Ever blow up a mailbox?
I'm addicted to PORN and by PORN I mean BEARS FOOTBALL!!
no that is a federal crime
ever go cow tipping?
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No
Ever slap (not punch) a grown man?
I'm addicted to PORN and by PORN I mean BEARS FOOTBALL!!

no
ever pee in a sink?
ILLEGITIMUS NON CARBORUNDUM EST!
Yes,
ever pee in a cup or bottle in a moving car?
I'm addicted to PORN and by PORN I mean BEARS FOOTBALL!!

no
do you think that it is possible for a woman to do that and not make a mess?
ILLEGITIMUS NON CARBORUNDUM EST!
No, sorry.
What about squat in a bush?
I'm addicted to PORN and by PORN I mean BEARS FOOTBALL!!

just last weekend
ever in a pretty public place and think that no one saw you?
ILLEGITIMUS NON CARBORUNDUM EST!