Nope
Ever walked into something while looking at a hot chick?
Nope
Ever walked into something while looking at a hot chick?


nope, but have tripped
ever leave a girl while "going to the bathroom" (dump)
Winston Churchill:
"Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain."



no, sister yes
ever puke, wipe your mouth & start to drink again?
Winston Churchill:
"Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain."
I plead the fifth
ever go to a family reunion to pick up a date??
Nooo
Ever get caught staring at a hot chick and it ended up being your sister or mom?
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Yes.. Forgot..
Ever go to her home on a one night stand.. she goes pee, you throw up on her floor and then proceed to leave before she makes it out of the bathroom?
97.2% of the world population are idiots, the other 2.8% are Atheists


no, but I have changed my mind & cruised.
ever spank someone who was definitely not into it?
Winston Churchill:
"Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain."
it's like farting in a library - really kills the "mood".
ever Nair yourself?