Yes (and my mother is still alive by the way.......)
Joined the mile high club?
Yes (and my mother is still alive by the way.......)
Joined the mile high club?


No
Ever done it in your office?
Winston Churchill:
"Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain."
Yes
Ever done it with a coworker?


No (but I have done it in the office)
Ever been caught w/ porn at office?
Winston Churchill:
"Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain."
No, I don't do porn....it's like Trix
Ever do it in a car and get caught by the cops? (Hammer should like this one)


no, almost
ever stole something (hammer should like this too)
Winston Churchill:
"Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain."
Yes, I stole a couple girls virginity
Ever farted in an elevator , departed and left the others to smell your offerings?


oh yes
ever been caught in that elevator?
Winston Churchill:
"Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain."
No, but wish I was there to see their faces!!!
Ever do an SBD in the movie theater and look around as if to say...who the hell did that? LMAO!!!
Yes
Ever get caught having sex or masturbating by your parents?