Yes or no?

no ,but If A Hottie Is Impressed By Farting,then Im Gonna Get Laid A Whole Lot More Now.



Ya Ever Help The Homeless

I would give the guys selling those Street Wise papers a buck but never take the paper.


Ever talked your way out of having to get arrested?

oh Hell Yeah..im A Notorious Name Dropper.."sgt.so And So Is My Uncle ....shoot Did It Last Week For A .......eh Forget It.




Ya Ever Gamble Away More Money Than You Planned On

Nope, I usually don't ever gamble except for maybe $5 on a Bear game or for a beer on a game of 8 ball.



Ever buy your gal a Tampon, wrap it up in a gift box cause all she was doin was bitchin all day??? ( I have) LMAO!!!

no I dont even like buying condoms everyone looks at you funny so I usually go to a slow gas station and pay double


Ever get a rim job

Many times...freaky chick I used to date



Was Bozo's circus a must watch at noon when you were little?

No, not for me. Speed Racer, though.....


Do you enjoy messing with people who are high? I do lol

Sometimes...we've all been there(well the cool ones anyway)


Ever break any bones by doing something you knew was stupid, even before you did it?

Yes. Riding a "Trials" bike over the "whoops" section of a motorcross track.

Ever break someone's nose?

no but broke allot of skin around the eyes when I hit someone to were they needed to be stitched up

did you ever ran from the police