Yep, several times in one night, but they were city cops back in the early 70's........they were cool....they just made a showing to appease the complainers.....but it got turned down at about 1am.....LOL
Ever go to spit and it ended up landing on yourself because of the wind or being too wasted???? LMAO!!!
Ever got a bug in your face at sixty miles an hour??
Oh gosh, yes. Ugh during June Bug season on my motorcycle!
Ever swallow a big bug, accidentally?
No, on purpose (let's just say I like challenges)
ever break out in laughter in church when you were not supposed to?
I don't do church....but did it in school numerous times...
Ever ripped a big fart during sex?
Yep! Got to laughing so hard that a few more made their debuts as well! lol
Ever sing a love song to a girl?
HELL NO!!!...........My name isn't Barry Manilow...or Billy Joel...or Frank Sinatra...or Julio Inglesias!!! That's faggoty....I just say.....let's go F*CK!!
Ever have a cop pull you over and he asked you...have you been drinking?.........and you replied.........why?....is there a fat girl in my backseat???
No, you romantic devil, you!
Ever make two dates for the same night?
I plead the fifth (which I wouldn't do if I didn't pull it off)
Ever get caught kissing a new girl by your girlfriend?
yes it worked out well
ever have a girlfriend tell you that they want nothing for xmas or their bday so you proceed to get them nothing and they got mad at you?