MON BEARS NEWS-Omiyale, Schaffer, Olsen, Urlacher, Peppers

Omiyale Youre still garbage. Retire.
Schaffer Youre no better...get back on the bench where you belong.
Olsen stop calling yourself a Tight End...youre a giant WR with questionable hands, nothing more.
Urlacher glad to have you back, you are still the man on the Bears, shame you dont play on offense.
Peppers I apologize you choose to come to chicago, at least the money was worth it. You deserve a better team.

The Bears announced that on monday, a moment of silence shall be observed in memory of the 2010 Bears season.

Martz confesses Turner stole his majical playbook and he lost his power to make in game adjustments

Tice says he is a miracle worker.

Lovie announces Haine is their qb, as Cutler is on strike until they get some NFL caliber OL'men

On Monday Mike Tice announced that drastic measures are needed to address this Offensive Line which is more 'Offensive' then a 'Line.' Starting on Monday, Kreutz will shift to a blocking fullback, being replaced by mannelly at Center. Garza will shift to LT, but only in woldcat formations, the rest of the time Brandon Manumawhatever will be LT, unless Cutler gets knocked out, at which point Manumommamboy will be moved to RG, and Schaffer to LT. Frank Omiyale will be moved to Quarterback so he will nto be responsible for anymore QB sacks, unless its a wildcat, then he will be replaced by Cutler who will then block for Hester who runs up the gut for -2 yards. Chris Williams will hold the clipboard on the sidelines until the 4th quarter, at which point he will rotate every other down with Greg Olsen as first string Clipboard Holder, which is usually the position of the second string, but Collins will be busy filling in as TE on 3rd and longs, and LG on every other play. Lance Louis will be the 12th man on the field, responsible for making sure the refs see that there are too many men on the field, in the hopes that another OL will be able to finally stop a defense from sacking the QB, which will now be Brad Maynard.

Could not agree any more Jimmors