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10-26-2010, 03:21 PM
gammabears

PFT.com - Bears offense is awful in so many ways...

The Bears offense is awful in so many different ways
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on October 26, 2010 4:02 PM ET

"Halftime adjustments" is a generally overrated concept because coaches are making plenty of adjustments before and after halftime anyway.

Still, Bears offensive coordinator Mike Martz may want to adjust whatever it is he's doing at the intermission. Chicago has been outscored 22-0 in the third quarter this year. Yep, not a single point.

"Believe me, we're working to correct that," Bears coach Lovie Smith said via the Chicago Sun-Times. "And we're getting closer. ... We're going to continue to work. I just think the odds say we're going to get that part taken care of."

Yes, the odds do say the Bears will score in the third quarter this year. Some other fun signs of the Bears offensive ineptitude:

1. The Bears failed on 28 straight third down conversion attempts before Jay Cutler completion to Devin Hester midway through the third quarter Sunday.

2. Chicago is converting 17.9% of third downs, less than half the league average. The next worst team is 25.3%.

3. The Bears turned the ball over five straight times against the Redskins, the first team to do that since the 2000 Rams. (Guess who was the coordinator.)

4. The Bears have allowed 31 sacks this year. The next closest team has allowed 21.

5. The Redskins said the Bears offense had a ridiculously easy tell for many of their plays on Sunday. Albert Haynesworth just watched to see which Bears offensive players were talking amongst themselves before the play. Of course.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...ifferent-ways/

Didn't realize the offense was that bad until now. Wow...
10-26-2010, 03:29 PM
Nick

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1. The Bears failed on 28 straight third down conversion attempts before Jay Cutler completion to Devin Hester midway through the third quarter Sunday.

I liked the standing O they got from the fans...classic. Even Aikman laughed lol

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5. The Redskins said the Bears offense had a ridiculously easy tell for many of their plays on Sunday. Albert Haynesworth just watched to see which Bears offensive players were talking amongst themselves before the play. Of course.

well that's disturbing to hear...hopefully he's exaggerating
10-26-2010, 03:43 PM
BearStuff

I read a story where Haynesworth was saying that they all were keying on who was talking before a play, and it worked for them almost every time.

Run the damned ball! Then after a while, you can play action pass. Passing to set up the run doesn't work. 28 unconverted 3rd downs in a row is evindence enough.
10-26-2010, 03:44 PM
Riczaj01

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Originally Posted by gammabears

The Bears offense is awful in so many different ways
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on October 26, 2010 4:02 PM ET

"Halftime adjustments" is a generally overrated concept because coaches are making plenty of adjustments before and after halftime anyway.

Still, Bears offensive coordinator Mike Martz may want to adjust whatever it is he's doing at the intermission. Chicago has been outscored 22-0 in the third quarter this year. Yep, not a single point.

"Believe me, we're working to correct that," Bears coach Lovie Smith said via the Chicago Sun-Times. "And we're getting closer. ... We're going to continue to work. I just think the odds say we're going to get that part taken care of."

Yes, the odds do say the Bears will score in the third quarter this year. Some other fun signs of the Bears offensive ineptitude:

1. The Bears failed on 28 straight third down conversion attempts before Jay Cutler completion to Devin Hester midway through the third quarter Sunday.

2. Chicago is converting 17.9% of third downs, less than half the league average. The next worst team is 25.3%.

*facepalm to the first 2* What more can be added?

3. The Bears turned the ball over five straight times against the Redskins, the first team to do that since the 2000 Rams. (Guess who was the coordinator.)

*Mad Genius or Stupid F'n assat can you tell the difference?*

4. The Bears have allowed 31 sacks this year. The next closest team has allowed 21.

*Hey but we needed to bring in a DL from a minor league and then activate another DL from the practice squad after that guy was cut; bank a DL is drafted w/our #1 pick next year*

5. The Redskins said the Bears offense had a ridiculously easy tell for many of their plays on Sunday. Albert Haynesworth just watched to see which Bears offensive players were talking amongst themselves before the play. Of course.

*JEEZUS F'N CHRIST WE HAVE THE MOST F'N RETARDED F'n GROUP OF MENTAL F'n MIDGETS IN THE ENTIRE LEAGUE!!!! THIS IS THE MOST BUSH LEAGUE B.S. I HAVE EVER HEARD, NOT EVEN POP F'n WARNER!!!!!

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...ifferent-ways/

Didn't realize the offense was that bad until now. Wow...

I almost bought a Jersey this year; I will refrain until this team actually resembles an NFL worthy organization.
10-26-2010, 03:50 PM
Guitarzan-54

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Originally Posted by gammabears

The Bears offense is awful in so many different ways
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on October 26, 2010 4:02 PM ET

"Halftime adjustments" is a generally overrated concept because coaches are making plenty of adjustments before and after halftime anyway.

Still, Bears offensive coordinator Mike Martz may want to adjust whatever it is he's doing at the intermission. Chicago has been outscored 22-0 in the third quarter this year. Yep, not a single point.

"Believe me, we're working to correct that," Bears coach Lovie Smith said via the Chicago Sun-Times. "And we're getting closer. ... We're going to continue to work. I just think the odds say we're going to get that part taken care of."

Yes, the odds do say the Bears will score in the third quarter this year. Some other fun signs of the Bears offensive ineptitude:

1. The Bears failed on 28 straight third down conversion attempts before Jay Cutler completion to Devin Hester midway through the third quarter Sunday.

2. Chicago is converting 17.9% of third downs, less than half the league average. The next worst team is 25.3%.

3. The Bears turned the ball over five straight times against the Redskins, the first team to do that since the 2000 Rams. (Guess who was the coordinator.)

4. The Bears have allowed 31 sacks this year. The next closest team has allowed 21.

5. The Redskins said the Bears offense had a ridiculously easy tell for many of their plays on Sunday. Albert Haynesworth just watched to see which Bears offensive players were talking amongst themselves before the play. Of course.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...ifferent-ways/

Didn't realize the offense was that bad until now. Wow...

Absolutely PATHETIC.

Oh...... and you gotta LOVE this one: ....... :bah::rofl2::bah:

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"Believe me, we're working to correct that," Bears coach Lovie Smith said via the Chicago Sun-Times. "And we're getting closer. ...

Yep.....we're sure "getting CLOSER" alright.........CLOSER to the bottom of the rankings that is.

But wait! ~ There's MORE! :lol-027:

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We're going to continue to work. I just think the odds say we're going to get that part taken care of.

Oh, THANK GOD!!!!

...for a second I thought he was going to say "Well, we JUST have to Find A Way To Win"............ :lol-032:

Do us all a favor.....don't even bother coming out of the tunnel against the BILLS.

Please......just forfeit now so that we can all be spared the Bull Shit when you try to explain your way out of THAT loss Lovie......and we can all get our lawns mowed for the last time before the snow falls this year.

Such a freakin' JOKE.

"......And we're getting closer. ...".......?????

(*ahem*) ..... to WHAT exactly? ........ :wank::wank::wank:

.......... :rofl2: ...................... :15_8_200v[1]:

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10-26-2010, 04:43 PM
The Benjamin

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Originally Posted by BearStuff

I read a story where Haynesworth was saying that they all were keying on who was talking before a play, and it worked for them almost every time.

Run the damned ball! Then after a while, you can play action pass. Passing to set up the run doesn't work. 28 unconverted 3rd downs in a row is evindence enough.

They were talking on the radio yesterday that on the goal line fumble, Haynesworth said he saw them looking at him while they were huddled up discussing the play so he knew they were coming at him.
10-26-2010, 04:47 PM
Jimmors

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Originally Posted by Guitarzan-54

Yep.....we're sure "getting CLOSER" alright.........CLOSER to the bottom of the rankings that is.

Ouch...that is so sad, but so damn true.
10-26-2010, 04:57 PM
Guitarzan-54

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Originally Posted by Jimmors

Ouch...that is so sad, but so damn true.

LOL.......somebody REALLY has to make a movie about this Offense.....what an awesome comedy it be!

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. The Redskins said the Bears offense had a ridiculously easy tell for many of their plays on Sunday. Albert Haynesworth just watched to see which Bears offensive players were talking amongst themselves before the play. Of course.

LMAO!!!!! ...... UN-FREAKIN'-BELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!! ....... :rofl2: :lolsign: :rofl2:

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10-26-2010, 05:05 PM
Nick

I'd like to question the bears ranking, but until they beat the teams they're suppose to beat, I can't
10-26-2010, 05:22 PM
Jimmors

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Originally Posted by Nick

I'd like to question the bears ranking, but until they beat the teams they're suppose to beat, I can't

exactly. But, they do have a way to redeem themselves...by beating teams they shouldnt, like the Jets, Pats, Eagles, Phins, and so on.

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