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Originally Posted by
Bear Goggles

"So I pop my collar like this and turn to him and say, "BigClaws I vant to suck your ****." Best 3.5 minutes of my life. And didn't have to floss that night."
You win, lmao!
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Originally Posted by
Bear Goggles
Fat guy in a little coat, fat guy in a little coat
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"Attention folks Tom is finishing up in the locker room. While we wait the golden boy has blessed us with his likeness in wax to admire."
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"Why are you so concerned with my sexuality, dude? I'm married to a supermodel, for chrissakes!! What's your name, anyway? And... are you seeing anyone?"
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"This coat is made from Randy Moss' tears."
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Originally Posted by
Bear Goggles
3 SB rings, 2 SBMVPs, $72,000,000 4 year contract with $48,500,000 guaranteed. Yea, I'm a wimpy cocksucker, but I get my boo-boo's kissed by the likes of
Bridget Moynahan and Gisele Bundchen. Caption THAT! Beeeeyaaatch!!
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America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." - Claire Wolfe
"Possibly, but it's not to early to start loading ammo!" - Loki
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Originally Posted by
Bear Goggles
Thinking to self: "Is that Justin Bieber back there? I SO wanna oil his bottom!"
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Originally Posted by
Bear Goggles
Tom: Hi, my name is Tom and I cheated throughout my career and I stole Beibers hair dresser.
Reporters: Hi Tom.