Thread: Chicago bears polar bear offensive line

Originally Posted by Henry Burris

Somthing yer not slick ... coming up with any ideas for the TEAM and scoffing at anybody that does have an idea for the TEAM.

When did you fall into that Debbie Downer syndrome from SNL? Is everything positive negative in your life?

Originally Posted by Dagan81

I just don't see how there could be a dramatic difference in performance in the offensive line within one week's time. There were two players for the Buffalo Bills who shredded it - Marcell Dareus and Shawn Merriman - and they combined for like three sacks in the first half. Buffalo could have a dynamic defensive line, don't get me wrong, but I have to believe that our piss poor blocking facilitated their efforts last Saturday.

Yeah ... If we drafted a LT and signed a C ... we could go out of our way to PLAY them at the positions we pay them for!

BUT ... we're talkin Halas Hall ... has that place ever been checked for Radon Gas Symptoms?

Originally Posted by Henry Burris

Well, seeing how lining up polar bears as offensive linemen isn't a real idea, I don't see what inferrence you're making that you are coming up with ideas while i'm not. How my questioning what you're talking about is a negative is strictly in your head. With that said, I think I'm going to refer to you as Raoul Duke, as you make yourself within your own story that has nothing to do with the bigger picture.

You seem to have misinterpeted my original post. I didnt say line up polar bears as an offensive line ...

I said NAME our Offensive Line polar bears ... ala the Redskins Hawgs of the past.

Although now that you mention and interpeted lining up actual polar bears as an Offensive Line ...

thats not a bad idea if it conforms to NFL rules.

I'd like to see Raji rush our Offensive Line and be EATIN ... by polar bears.

You just might be onto somthing here. And thanks for the Hunter S. Thompson compliment.

Hey sombody mentioned Kodiak bears also ... I looked up the numbers and polar bears are the biggest on the planet.

Which fits our OL.

I think we should reserve Kodiak ... Brown ... and Grizzly for other members of the team.

Anybody have a problem with naming our DL Kodiak?

How about our LB's named Grizzly?

It would be quick to point to in a game ... ala : "The kodiaks just got a sack."

This builds continuity from one generation to the next.

I dont know where to put Brown Bears other then a blanket statement behind the OL.

Cutler passes or Forte rushes ... thats Brown Bear.


The brown bear (Ursus arctos) is a large bear distributed across much of northern Eurasia and North America.

It can weigh from 300 to 780 kilograms (660 to 1,700 lb) and its largest subspecies, the Kodiak Bear,

rivals the polar bear as the largest member of the bear family and as the largest land-based predator.


There are several recognized subspecies within the brown bear species.

In North America, two types are generally recognized, the coastal brown bear and the inland grizzly,

and the two types could broadly define all brown bear subspecies.

Grizzlies weigh as little as 350 lb (159 kg) in Yukon, while a brown bear, living on a steady, nutritious diet of spawning salmon, from

coastal Alaska and Russia can weigh 1,500 lb (682 kg). The exact number of overall brown subspecies remains in debate.

How about Chicago Embargo. But you´ll have to wait, till you have a group of guys capable of bearing such monikers. 9 sacks, eh? That is why I am here, to have Jay´s back, and front. When Jay came to Chicago, ya´ll needed receivers, so the receivers were instructed to be incooperative, drop balls, and stuff. Then ya´ll blamed Jay for too many interceptions, so Angelo got Martz to fix Jay. He fixed him alright, single back, 7 step drop, no scrambling! Then ya´ll probably wanted new O-line, so they conveniently let Jay get sacked, goes with the ole´ hard core windy city image, eh? The most talented QB in the NFL, and you´re more intent on playing hard ball with him, than getting on the same page. Ooooh, he´s a sissy for not playing on a potentially broken knee, nyadda, nyadda, nyadda...