Thread: Lovie Smith - NyQuil Pitchman

Originally Posted by claymore58

Begs the question,how do you tell Lovie is asleep?
He seems comatose most of the time anyway...

Until he starts looking for his red flag and begins deciding whether or not he want to challenge. Not sure he should even bother to wake up. He loses most of them anyway.

Someone needs to replace his NyQuil with speed. Maybe then he will realize Martz is a tool and fire him during the game.

No, because speed will make him want to improve things by coming up with crazier ideas. I thought the whole crystal meth thing out, and I think what really needs to happen is Martz taking 3 hits of ecstacy and watching nothing but Cutler getting sacked or hit over and over. When that shit's really kicking in, he'll be so sympathetic to Cutler, he'll re-arrange his entire playbook to ensure he minimizes his sack count. When he comes down, someone needs to burn his old playbook and keep him with that one.

Originally Posted by Henry Burris

No, because speed will make him want to improve things by coming up with crazier ideas. I thought the whole crystal meth thing out, and I think what really needs to happen is Martz taking 3 hits of ecstacy and watching nothing but Cutler getting sacked or hit over and over. When that shit's really kicking in, he'll be so sympathetic to Cutler, he'll re-arrange his entire playbook to ensure he minimizes his sack count. When he comes down, someone needs to burn his old playbook and keep him with that one.

And somehow that actually makes sense-that and a new cherry red flag formula.