CHICAGO—According to reports from within the Bears organization, pride has somehow been displayed by the team this week following its 39-10 home victory over the struggling 1-5 Vikings. "I thought we looked great out there," said head coach Lovie Smith, who for some reason praised his team's success in containing broken-down Vikings quarterback Donovan McNabb, passing for a mere 267 yards against one of the league's worst defenses, and defeating the last-place team in the NFC North. "And how about Devin Hester's 98-yard touchdown return?" added Smith, expressing pride in a third-quarter play that had no effect on the outcome of the game. Sources within the Bears organization said the team is also inexplicably proud of its 3-3 record this season, its 29th-ranked defense, and Brian Urlacher.
I'm getting to that age where a lifetime warranty just doesn't mean as much to me anymore as an afternoon nap.
Honey Badger Don't Care. Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit.
Ya' gotta laugh at yourself and your team every once in a while or life gets pretty dull.
Here's a laugher even if it was written by those cow tipping, fudge packing a$$holes from The Onion up in Madison, Wisconsin. Laugh you buncha Cheesewiz Heads, we still got one more game this year to settle the score and our line actually blocked their guys a couple of times without committing 8 false start penalties. On top of that Jay Cutler has been watching Jim McMahon videos about how to tell your coach to fuck off without getting benched.
I'm getting to that age where a lifetime warranty just doesn't mean as much to me anymore as an afternoon nap.
Honey Badger Don't Care. Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit.
Don't ya just love it. I put up others in the Rivals forum. Read some of those. The NFL is such a fertile ground for satire and sarcasm. They outdid themselves this week.
I'm getting to that age where a lifetime warranty just doesn't mean as much to me anymore as an afternoon nap.
Honey Badger Don't Care. Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit.
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