Thread: UDFA signings

Originally Posted by soulman

I dated a woman named Helen, totally insane red head, and that's what we called her but it was "Hell on Wheels" because she actually rode a Harley.

Did she ride you like a Harley? LOL

Originally Posted by Dagan81

I'd draft someone named "Helen Wheels."

Hahaha .... look at Dags crankin out the name of a Paul McCartney and Wings tune ( off one of my all time fav albums ). Amazing.


And by the way. If 2 of these UDFA's actually makes the active roster it'll be amazing. Maybe 2 make the practice squad. Maybe.

Originally Posted by Dagan81

Did she ride you like a Harley? LOL

Well as far as competing with a Harley to provide that feeling of bulk between her thighs I'm sure I fell far short but she did seem to enjoy sitting astride something with a piston or two vibrating underneath her.

I met her at a gig when the guys I was playing with then were doing an upscale biker bar. That's the one with the Dr and Lawyer types who ride $40k machines, LOL. She was sitting on her bike revving the hell out of if and just showing off. So I went up to her and I told her that her Harley was only a 4 stroke engine and I could prove to her I was much better than that.

I think she figured that was probably the best pickup line she as gonna hear that day so she ended up going home with me. And when I say she was insane I mean far more than the average woman is typically insane. They should make a movie about this one although they'd probably have a hard time getting anything else but a XXX rating. hahah

Originally Posted by soulman

Well as far as competing with a Harley to provide that feeling of bulk between her thighs I'm sure I fell far short but she did seem to enjoy sitting astride something with a piston or two vibrating underneath her.

I met her at a gig when the guys I was playing with then were doing an upscale biker bar. That's the one with the Dr and Lawyer types who ride $40k machines, LOL. She was sitting on her bike revving the hell out of if and just showing off. So I went up to her and I told her that her Harley was only a 4 stroke engine and I could prove to her I was much better than that.

I think she figured that was probably the best pickup line she as gonna hear that day so she ended up going home with me. And when I say she was insane I mean far more than the average woman is typically insane. They should make a movie about this one although they'd probably have a hard time getting anything else but a XXX rating. hahah

There's nothing wrong with a little XXX action, soulman. After all, you have to make a baby somehow.

Originally Posted by Dagan81

There's nothing wrong with a little XXX action, soulman. After all, you have to make a baby somehow.

Dags by that time I had already made four so I can tell you that baby making was not an objective.

Bears to look at free-agent DT Lewis

By Brad Biggs, Tribune reporter 12:50 p.m. CDT, May 6, 2012


The Chicago Bears will gear up for rookie minicamp next weekend, but first will inspect at least one veteran option: According to an NFL source, the Bears will bring in defensive tackle Trey Lewis for a workout in the next few days.

Lewis has familiarity with most of the people involved. The Bears were one of the teams to scout him most heavily when he came out of Washburn University in Topeka, Kan., in 2007. The Atlanta Falcons selected Lewis in the sixth round when Phil Emery served as their director of college scouting.

Lewis, 6-foot-3, 312 pounds, has not played in an NFL game since the 2010 season opener. He was inactive for the remainder of that season. The Falcons made him one of their final cuts last September and he was out of the league during the 2011 season.

Lewis twice has been sidelined with a torn ACL, an injury he suffered in Week 11 of 2007 after he had worked his way into the starting lineup as a rookie in the first month of the season. Lewis then tore the ACL again while recovering. He appeared in 18 games for the Falcons, making seven starts. He turns 27 later this month.

Emery said after the draft the team could be in the market for a defensive tackle in free agency. The depth chart indicates a need. Last week, the Bears poked around on Gary Gibson before the defensive tackle signed with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

bmbiggs@tribune.com

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