Thread: ‎2nd-round draft pick Alshon Jeffery has just agreed to a four-year contrac

Originally Posted by soulman

So's my girlfriend but that doesn't mean she doesn't hold out for more.


(WTF is wrong with me tonight?)

You do mean the "head nurse," right?

Originally Posted by Dagan81

You do mean the "head nurse," right?

The "head nurse's" head has been laying in anothers bed of late. The Dr. BF has recently separated from his wife and now connected to the "head nurse". They're now spending more time getting to know one another. (in the biblical sense)

Cocktail waitress in a place I gig has caught my eye and I possibly hers.

But this conversation belongs in the Bar Scene so we'll drop it.

Originally Posted by soulman

The "head nurse's" head has been laying in anothers bed of late. The Dr. BF has recently separated from his wife and now connected to the "head nurse". They're now spending more time getting to know one another. (in the biblical sense)

Cocktail waitress in a place I gig has caught my eye and I possibly hers.

With extra emphasis placed on the word "cock" in the part about the cocktail waitress as she will no doubt be playing the part of "Sally Ride" with you in the near future.

Originally Posted by motownbear

So how long does that holdout last until you fold like a cheap suit lol

Well, just how long does it take for that suit to become wrinkled once you sit down in it?

About that long.

Bears are great at getting rookies signed and into the fold because it allows them more time to see them before they release them back into the wild


In all seriousness though I hope someone lights a fire under this kid's butt and he gets hungry, but not in the way I'm afraid of:
http://www.frumpzilla.com/frumpzilla...dy-to-blow-up/

That's him last year ON THE LEFT

Looks like he should've ordered an extra medium jersey.

Originally Posted by Bear Goggles

Bears are great at getting rookies signed and into the fold because it allows them more time to see them before they release them back into the wild


In all seriousness though I hope someone lights a fire under this kid's butt and he gets hungry, but not in the way I'm afraid of:
http://www.frumpzilla.com/frumpzilla...dy-to-blow-up/

That's him last year ON THE LEFT

LMFAO!!! I surely hope we just bought this years model, not last years!

Looking at the positive, he does have long arms to go with that paunch. Looks more like a mini OG than a WR. Ouch!