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Originally Posted by
ZifanQ
No wonder he had a kid with her.
I think I wanna start calling me a pro QB.. I might hook up with a hot lady..
I am sure that there are more than a few holes on her body that I would like to plug. I'd love for her to charge me up in her electrical outlet.
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Cutler has learned from the best.
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Originally Posted by
Bear Goggles
Those first two are old ones back when he was a chubby little fella. At least Cutler keeps the imbibing to offseason. There were times when I swore Mac carried two into the huddle with him. One for Hilgy and one for himself.
I'm getting to that age where a lifetime warranty just doesn't mean as much to me anymore as an afternoon nap.
Honey Badger Don't Care. Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit.
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Originally Posted by
loki520
Notice his wife is always 2 steps behind him and slightly to the right?
I think that's the way it's supposed to be according to this manual I have. It was published in 1953. Do you guys think it might be out of date????
I'm getting to that age where a lifetime warranty just doesn't mean as much to me anymore as an afternoon nap.
Honey Badger Don't Care. Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit.
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Originally Posted by
Bear Goggles
He needs someone in his life to protect his blind side.
After you get married your "blindside" becomes your bank account and some wives do not protect that. ![7 15 5v[1]](/images/smilies/Smilie/7_15_5v[1].gif)
Trust me.
I'm getting to that age where a lifetime warranty just doesn't mean as much to me anymore as an afternoon nap.
Honey Badger Don't Care. Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit.
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Originally Posted by
nelliewilson
Cutler has learned from the best.

Oh I remember that one. That came the day some sportswriter asked him where the Bears were in the NFL Power Rankings. This was just Ditka politely responding to the question.
It was all very innocent.
I'm getting to that age where a lifetime warranty just doesn't mean as much to me anymore as an afternoon nap.
Honey Badger Don't Care. Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit.
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I love Cutler but one thing about him...is that so many times he looks like someone farted on his face.
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Originally Posted by
BigBadPapaBear
I love Cutler but one thing about him...is that so many times he looks like someone farted on his face.
Maybe it happens whenever Kristin sits on his face!
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No way its outdated. Its a classic.

Originally Posted by
soulman
I think that's the way it's supposed to be according to this manual I have. It was published in 1953. Do you guys think it might be out of date????
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Originally Posted by
JJ-30
No way its outdated. Its a classic.
That's kind of like saying that the only good time for a woman's mouth to be open is when there is a d**k in it. lol