The "There Ain't A Whole Lotta Shit Goin On Right Now" Thread

I keep searching for something interesting to start a thread with but the scene is as dry as Elwood Blues' toast right now. There were 40 new articles a day to choose from just before and after the draft and now it's like the sportwriters have gone into hibernation. They've even stopped their daily knock on the Oline.

So with due to the lack of interesting or debatable topics just go ahead and post anything you damn well please in here. Subject of course to the usual forum rules which disallows;

Nudity, political discussions, commercial advertisements, campaign speehes if running for office, saying nice things about the Packers, rooting for the Cubs, obvious and open gay-ness, even mentioning the names of Mike McCaskey or Cade McNown, ticket scalping, alcohol sales in the 4th quarter, saying ANY running back was better than Walter Payton, inviting your girlfriend, wife or significant other to post an opinion, claiming that 4th and 26 is a closet Packer Fan, claiming Loki isn't a Packer fan, asking Beer Goggles if he really molests squirrels (of course he does), posting your Christmas list, a 2013 Mock Draft, Polls about jersey colors, and the one we've just added, MASTURBATION POSTS!!!!
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We know you get your rocks off Dags but how, when and where are just......TMFI!!!!!!! :4_2_109v[1]:

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Game you're most looking forward to watching?

Good thread to start Soul. I think I get bored and pissy when it's dead. Perhaps we can discuss formations, blocking philosophy, or some crap.

It's time to hibernate. Or masturbate. Or hibernate and somehow manifest a three month long wet dream.

Time Killer:

You get 3 different colored pens and your high school yearbook.

Then play MFK.

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Originally Posted by BigClaws

It's time to hibernate. Or masturbate. Or hibernate and somehow manifest a three month long wet dream.

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Hiberbate?

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Originally Posted by soulman

They've even stopped their daily knock on the Oline.

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Draft fallout: Can the Chicago Bears' O-line survive? - NFL.com Never fear Soul, they realized it was missing and got one up late in the evening :)

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Originally Posted by AmericanPitBull

Draft fallout: Can the Chicago Bears' O-line survive? - NFL.com Never fear Soul, they realized it was missing and got one up late in the evening :)

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:guinness: Good find Pit! Wasn't easy was it?

An expired 2 for 1 coupon for a dozen Krispy Kreme Glazed and another which entitles the bearer to purchase 4 tickets at discount for the Cubs next World Series appearance are in the mail to you as I write this. :lol-027::drinking61:

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Originally Posted by short faced bear

Good thread to start Soul. I think I get bored and pissy when it's dead. Perhaps we can discuss formations, blocking philosophy, or some crap.

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Well shorty I was thinking more along the lines of the Kama Sutra and sexual positions rather than Tice's playbook and blocking formations myself but hey, whatever greases your wheels ya' know!

It's your post so just go for it. :drinking61: :lol-027:

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Originally Posted by matsellah

Time Killer:

You get 3 different colored pens and your high school yearbook.

Then play MFK.

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Mines so old that 3 quills with separate ink pots would probably be more appropriate. :alright: