Man, you can just hear the crickets chirping, and watch the occasional tumbleweed blow across the Chicago Bears forum. This sucks.
Soul, if you can read this, you gotta get back here. Mods, if you have him locked up in some dark damp dungeon (no doubt doing unspeakable things to him) please set him free.
Ric, cut that vacation short and catch the next train outta Indy. We NEED ya.