Thread: Bold Predictions

The Bears win their first 8 games and several of the sports media get trampled and die in the resulting scramble to get aboard the Chicago Bears 2012 band wagon.

1. Matt Forte signs a long terms deal on July 15 and all is good in Bear land.

2. The Bears head to TC with everyone on board and start to look pretty good, a soft muttering about the Bears begins in earnest across the national sports media.

3. The Bears go through the pre-season undefeated and look good doing so. Everyone gets a little excited at the prospect of a pretty good year.

4. The Bears go 4-0 through the first 1/4 of the season, we are all pretty happy around here as we are undefeated and all Bears are healthy.

5. The Bears go undefeated through the first half of the season, Urlacher looks like he's 28 again as he runs a dominating Defense that is rested each week due to the increased efficiency of the Offense, Cutler is on a record breaking trend and is leading the league in passing yards, Devin Hester has returned 3 punts for TD's already this season and we are not just winning but spanking people. The national media is starting to talk up the Bears as the only undefeated team at 8-0. The Packers are right on our heals at 7-1 with their only loss being against us.

6. Things are getting crazy as the Bears finish the third quarter of the season still undefeated. We are 12-0 and everyone on this board is freakin crazy. None of us are getting any work done as we are constantly on this board patting each other on the back for sticking with this team and fair weather fans are crawling out of the woodwork. Obvious comparisons to the `85 team are now rampant throughout the national media, and Jeffreys is being discussed for ROY.

7. December 16 comes with our second game of the season with the Pack and we are still undefeated at 13-0 with the Pack still nipping at our heals at 12-1. With only two games left after this, we have the opportunity to clinch the Division as well as Home Field advantage and a first round bye. We are still enjoying incredible health as all our stars are still healthy. J'Marcus Webb has turned it all around and is having a Pro-Bowl season, Cutler has been sacked only 6 times to this point, and there are rumors that the entire O-Line could be selected to the Pro-Bowl. The Bears win this game in convincing fashion 31-3 and we are all going flippin nuts. We have shoved it back in their face and with only two games remaining on our schedule with the 7-7 Cardinals and an injury decimated 4-10 Lions team, people are speculating about a perfect season for the Bears. The Superbowl Shuffle re-mix is introduced to the world and we are all happy little campers anxiously awaiting the holidays filled with wrapped Bears gear under the tree and libating all over ourselves.

8. December 21 the earth is hit with a massive solar flair and we are all incinerated instantly.



well...you asked.

Former Bears QB Kyle Orton, once again enters the highly anticipated North American neckbeard championship runoffs.



However, this year Orton found some stiff competition for the coveted award.



And in the end losing a hard fought battle to the new champ.




The new champ was gracious in his victory. "I have always admired Orton's neckbeard. I'm not really sure what his stats are, but the very first time I saw him play, he was my hero. I knew I had to have hair like that one day. I started to let my hair grow and not take showers. I even experimented with cutting mohawks on my ass cheeks. I knew one day I had to be like Orton. Today is an incredible day for me. I am trying to see if we can upload pictures of my winning neckbeard and upload them into space so we can share with any extraterrestrials who are monitoring us.

Orton vowed to try and get even scruffier next year and take the title back. The 2013 competition will be one of the most highly anticipated events of the year, with organizers believing that there might be some spectators in addition to the participants in attendance.

Forte decides to sign a cheap, long term deal with the Bears.

Bears go 12-4, winning the NFCN, get a first round bye.
packers finish dead last in the division
Matt Forte wins the MVP
Urlacher Wins Defensive player of the year
Alshon Jeffery wins Rookie of the year
Bears win the Super Bowl
Cutler wins Super Bowl MVP

Originally Posted by 4DaBERS

8. December 21 the earth is hit with a massive solar flair and we are all incinerated instantly.

well...you asked.

I was with ya until #8. Could we adjust that to:

8. December 21st the earth is hit with a massive solar flair. Luckily it was centered on ESPN headquarters, and the only casualty appears to have been Mark Schlereth and ______________ (fill this in with your favorite sports journalist to hate).

Originally Posted by JustAnotherBearsFan99

I was with ya until #8. Could we adjust that to:

8. December 21st the earth is hit with a massive solar flair. Luckily it was centered on ESPN headquarters, and the only casualty appears to have been Mark Schlereth and ______________ (fill this in with your favorite sports journalist to hate).

Sure! You change it to whatever makes ya feel good bruh.

Just for the record, I'm just havin a lil fun with the whole "end is near" crowd.