Good read: "J'Marcus Webb Vows To Protect Jay Cutler's New Baby"

I thought this was funny :smile:

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LINK to the article
J'Marcus Webb Vows To Protect Jay Cutler's New Baby

J'Marcus Webb wished himself a happy birthday on Twitter today, which is probably funny enough by itself to warrant a post. But when he shares birthday with the new son of Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler? Funny and relevant. Thanks for the extra SEO juice, J'Marcus.
Webb will likely again be Chicago's starter at left tackle and therefore the protector of Cutler's blindside. It's nice to see an offensive lineman show such allegiance to his team's star quarterback. Here's Webb's tweet:



https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images...pic_normal.jpg J'Marcus Webb @jmarcuswebb
Happy Birthday to Jay Cutler's baby and ME!!!!!! Now I am obligated to protect the baby too!!! Let's go!! Go Bears!!!

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Superbowl! Err... ahh... I mean, super. Super duper.

Sorry I was bored and could not contain myself. You want a serious response, make a serious post lol.

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Originally Posted by JustAnotherBearsFan99

Happy Birthday to Jay Cutler's baby and ME!!!!!! Now I am obligated to protect the baby too!!! Let's go!! Go Bears!!!

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We can work on that after he figures out how to meet his first obligation.

I'm sure Cutler is resting easy knowing his child is going to receive the same protection that Webb provides Jay.

(when I read this I thought I was going to DIE laughing)

J'Marcus Webb continues to embarrass himself as much on Twitter as he did last year in Minnesota.

IDK, I think he's funny. I just hope he starts playing well on the field...

For some reason I have an image of Fat Bastard shouting "get in my belly"

Perhaps Webb was talking about the millions of fanatic childern surrounded by Jay's jock strap... Futures? Either that or the Bears cut him and takes the protection buiz a different direction.