Thread: Bears sign three players

Webb wouldn't know what to do with a rack of tits like Pam's if she was to whip them out right in front of him.

Originally Posted by JJ-30

All this would do is cause Webb to get flagged for a False start.

You mean those aren't real?????

Originally Posted by bearsinhouston

They don't use those kind of cones. They have hard, pointy tips and can take an eye out. Strictly a safety issue. Plus, as JJ said, these are obviously too large for Webb to handle.

And yet I always find those to be one of their most interesting features. Keeping a pair of safety glasses handy for protection though has saved many a man from accidental eye injuries.

Or, a fella can just keep his eyes closed when near the consumption zone.

Originally Posted by A-11

Encroachment.

With cones like that, you're trying to avoid the sack?

For me, there would be no avoiding the sack with cones like that.

If she was my girlfriend, I'd have a hard-on all the time. Some orifice on her body would be stuffed full of something!

But Webb probably wouldn't know what to do.