Thread: Enough of the OL, Lets Roast Jerry

and how the Bears will win w/o the Tard.

On scouting talent: this guy can tear a deck of playing cards with his hands

Conclusion: He'll make a great long-snapper on ST

Jerry Angelo; on national TV: "We have great talent and it's up to the coaches to mold them into a winning unit"

Jerry Angelo; during last years training camp: "We've surrounded Jay Cutler with the talent to win and win big".

Jerry Angelo; after receiver Sam Hurd's drug arrest: "When we do our homework on players, we have a very sound and tested mythology that we go about researching all players in college to veteran free agents and it starts in college."


Jerry; you lie, your feet stink, and you don't love Jesus.

List of people burned as heretics:
List of people burned as hereticshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_people_burned_as_heretics

I looked but I couldn't find his name here anywhere. Anybody got some kindling and a match?

June 12, 2001, upon being named Chicago Bears general manager:


"I'm a stickler about staying the course and being a team player. I don't like rats off a sinking ship. I don't like backroom conversations. If it's not going to work, take it like a man. And I let everybody know that. I told the players this: 'I don't have a problem dealing with losing. I do have a problem dealing with losing attitudes.' " (We can see that now Jer)


"One thing about Tampa (his previous team): Do you know what losing does? It creates humility." (Guess you never learned to practice what you preached)

"Do I have skeletons in my closet? I have a bone convention. But I've had some wins, too. And I've got a little bit of an ego. I think more about my wins than my losses." (Shoulda' thought a little harder yet. Especially on draft weekends.)

"I think the hardest thing for an organization to do is evaluate itself. I found that to be true in every program, college or pro. It's very hard to do because when you're looking at it internally, there's more emotions involved. There are agendas. People sometimes don't want to be truthful. It's easier for me to clean up your back yard than it is mine. I mentioned this to Ted (Phillips). Yours looks like junk. Mine looks like art." (Or yourself Jer. Bet you wish you could retract that "Whistle Dixie" response you gave when you were asked about your future after the Sam Hurd arrest)

"I told Ted (Phillips) I'm a specialist in losing. I know what losing is, and I feel I can help you get out of losing. I've done it. You've just got to hang tough and stay the course. We'll do that." (No shit eh! Leave it to Mike McCaskey to find us a specialist in losing so he wouldn't look so bad in comparison.)

So in 2001 we got ourselves a GM who has a big ego, has trouble evaluating even himself let alone player talent and who's a specialist in losing! All the best that Bears ownership in the form of Mikey McCaskey had to offer and less.

Hey Jerry Gilligan called - he wants his hat back.

What can be said about Jerry Angelo that couldn't be said about Mrs. O'Leary's cow? I'm kidding, jerry, that cow didn't damage Chicago that badly.

Jerry, you have done amazing things in the medical field. After gunshots and STDs, your draft picks have sent people around the country to the ER with chest pains. I'm kidding, Jer, you only caused massive headaches. Bayer and Tylenol had their highest profits with you running the show.

Like any good roast, I need to say something nice about the roastee before I leave, so....I'm gonna say that was an amazing deal you had with the devil to stay employed that long. Good night!