" Ok .. T 2 motion 48 pitch on one .. ready break (clap)- TELLMARTZISAIDFUCKHIM !
Martz was being "courted" to take a div 1 college position. I wouldn't put it past the brass that either they made it up to make him leave easier or they did it as a joke and he actually thought anyone would have that sucka.
The man KNOWS the game. Unfortunately he he comes with some warts. Big hairy ones. He has had success, and by God, his previous methods will always work. If it doesn't, then it is the players fault, not his own fault for not tailoring his system to present players. If he seems inflexible, go back and read the part about his system works and it's the players fault.
You just plain don't succeed at anything like that. And he failed here pretty badly.
Not getting the impression that the concept of 'Roast' is well-known around these parts.
Tonight, we're here to roast Mike Martz. Let me tell you a little something about Mike Martz; it's a well-known fact that Kurt Warner is a religous man. But what you might not know is that he didn't actively start praying for salvation until he saw Martz' protection schemes.
The only 7 step drop Mike ever took was at a Shoney's buffet to get another tray. And was tackled for a 5 yd loss.
Mike likes to say the size of wide receivers is vastly overrated. :blahblah:
Mike's wife likes to say the same thing about his penis. :rimshot:
They say Mike is an offensive genius..........or was that genus?
Genus is a classification for living organisms that is under the family classification but above species. It consists of a group of species exhibiting similar characteristics.
Like Offensive Coordinators who attempt outmoded impossible to execute game plans?