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    FOOTBALL : From The Ladies Perspective ( yes it's gonna leave us goin Huh ?

    Some advice before reading the link :
    1 ) Remember it's from a female's 'perspective'

    2 ) Start http://www.cracked.com/article_18784...ser4=yesincite And add any other humorous stories u already have, or that you encounter from these lovely creatures ... as the season wears on.
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    What should you call any : Fumble , Hold , Interception , Three and out , or Sack ?

    A " F.H.I.T.S " ? or a J'Marcus ?

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    I'm too tired to read it all tonight Blue so I'll save it to ponder over morning coffee. Bet it's doosy. Speaking of the female perspective here's what Tice's wife had to say after watching red zone practice the other day. They can be so annoying when they right.

    Woman's view: Marshall and Jeffery dominated in a red-zone drill during a recent practice, combining for five touchdown receptions on fade passes over smaller defensive backs.


    Tice’s wife, Diane, apparently was among those impressed with the performance.


    “We always love our wives because they keep us grounded,” Tice said. “She said to me, ‘Gosh, I see you guys scored a lot of touchdowns in the red zone.’ I said, ‘Yeah, we have some weapons.’ She said, ‘Why don’t you try getting down there a little bit more often?’”
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    Quote Originally Posted by soulman View Post
    I'm too tired to read it all tonight Blue so I'll save it to ponder over morning coffee. Bet it's doosy. Speaking of the female perspective here's what Tice's wife had to say after watching red zone practice the other day. They can be so annoying when they right.

    Woman's view: Marshall and Jeffery dominated in a red-zone drill during a recent practice, combining for five touchdown receptions on fade passes over smaller defensive backs.


    Tice’s wife, Diane, apparently was among those impressed with the performance.


    “We always love our wives because they keep us grounded,” Tice said. “She said to me, ‘Gosh, I see you guys scored a lot of touchdowns in the red zone.’ I said, ‘Yeah, we have some weapons.’ She said, ‘Why don’t you try getting down there a little bit more often?’”
    Yea the educated ones can be really funny and cool . Then there's my sister , y'know the one at the family party who shows up late then looks down at the TV that all us guys are surrounding watching the game - then she says her usual whiney " Oooh football AGAIN " then walks off muttering something about isn't The Wizard of Oz on? ( or something like that ) . Us : Raaa chut up go see if somethin needs cookin ... up there where you can talk ( with all the other slacker non fb fans ) heh heh heh.
    What should you call any : Fumble , Hold , Interception , Three and out , or Sack ?

    A " F.H.I.T.S " ? or a J'Marcus ?

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    She obviously is totally clueless regarding the nature of ANY sport.
    HELLOOOOOOOO .......... It's a competition !
    I bet she watched the Olympics though and all the drama that was associated with it as well.
    Can we say hypocrite ?

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    [QUOTE=omc1969;897354]She obviously is totally clueless regarding the nature of ANY sport.
    HELLOOOOOOOO .......... It's a competition !
    I bet she watched the Olympics though and all the drama that was associated with it as well.
    Can we say hypocrite ?
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    I was actually a little angry and somewhat offended by the article... :)
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    Last edited by Blue Horse-shoe; 08-19-2012 at 02:44 AM.
    What should you call any : Fumble , Hold , Interception , Three and out , or Sack ?

    A " F.H.I.T.S " ? or a J'Marcus ?

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    What should you call any : Fumble , Hold , Interception , Three and out , or Sack ?

    A " F.H.I.T.S " ? or a J'Marcus ?

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    A scene from the movie Diner . Pass the quiz or ......
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xS3Vu...eature=related

    some guys take their football VERY seriously ..
    What should you call any : Fumble , Hold , Interception , Three and out , or Sack ?

    A " F.H.I.T.S " ? or a J'Marcus ?

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