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Evict the Bastards! (Green Bay fans, not the sharpest knives in the drawer)
Gotta love how stupid GB fans are.
LINK to the article Evict the Bastards! 
This little nugget came to our attention this morning.
A Green Bay landlord, who also happens to be a
Green Bay Packers fan,
rented his home near
Lambeau Field to (unknowingly) to couple of doucher
Chicago Bears fans.
The following was posted on
the Landlord Protection Agency.
I know you guys will laugh and call me a “troll”, but here’s my very real situation.
I own a home in Green Bay, Wisconsin. My job took me down Lake Michigan a ways towards Milwaukee, but I do plan on living back in Green Bay when I retire in a few years, so I am renting the place out as I do not want to sell it. As you can imagine, people are VERY fanatic about the Green Bay Packers there. My new tenants lied to me on my application and are actually Chicago Bears fans! They have made this known by putting out Bears crap all over the front lawn (flags, lawn gnomes, placemats, etc.). This has pissed off my neighbors something fierce as they do not want to live next to such blowhards.
Can I evict them based on their lying to me on my application about being Packer fans? I would never have rented to them if I knew they were not as my house is located within walking distance of Lambeau field. I’d rather take a loss and stay there the 8 times a year I go a Packers game instead of renting to some Bears fans.
Any help you can give would be appreciated.
Of course, this is all a ruse. Unlike some of you out there, we understand what the term satire means. Not surprisingly, many people on the forum (and elsewhere) are taking it completely seriously.
One commenter notes how some idiot radio DJ talked about the post on his show for about 15 minutes. Guess where this radio program is based.
If you choose Minneapolis, you win!
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Via SportsGrid, which was also taken by this)
Last edited by JustAnotherBearsFan99; 08-23-2012 at 11:49 AM.
Brian Urlacher
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Even USA Today is running this story:
By
Chris Chase, USA TODAY
Updated 1h 31m ago
Beware any Internet posting beginning "I know you guys will laugh and call me a troll," but this is too good not to share:
A Green Bay resident went on a
popular landlord website to ask whether he was allowed to evict overenthusiastic Chicago Bears fans.
The landlord's house is within walking distance to Lambeau Field. He rented it out to tenants who lied about being Chicago Bears fans. This does not sit well in Titletown, U.S.A..
After the "troll" caveat, the post reads:I own a home in Green Bay, Wisconsin. My job took me down Lake Michigan a ways towards Milwaukee, but I do plan on living back in Green Bay when I retire in a few years, so I am renting the place out as I do not want to sell it. As you can imagine, people are VERY fanatic about the Green Bay Packers there. My new tenants lied to me on my application and are actually Chicago Bears fans! They have made this known by putting out Bears crap all over the front lawn (flags, lawn gnomes, placemats, etc.).
Ahh, the troll-er becomes the troll-ee.
I'm not as confused by the sentiment of the landlord -- if I owned property I wouldn't rent it to a Cowboys fan. I'm more baffled by the fact that the Bears fans have placemats on the front lawn.
What are they doing there?
A general consensus among responders on the message board was that the Bears stink. It was also decided that the landlord could not evict the tenants, but could request the outdoor Bears memorabilia be taken down. Thanks, Reddit
Last edited by JustAnotherBearsFan99; 08-23-2012 at 11:53 AM.
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Last edited by The Benjamin; 08-23-2012 at 12:04 PM.
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Originally Posted by
JustAnotherBearsFan99 
Even USA Today is running this story:
LOL !
Actually there are quite a few of us up here in the "Northwoods".
Not too surprised though.
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Years ago I was working for an Electrical/Mechanical engineering firm in downstate Illinois and we were a subcontractor to an Architectural firm in Green Bay. Our team was awarded the contract to design the new skyboxes at Lambeau when they first built them (back in the `80's). I must say that as a young 20 something going up to do my site inspections of the press boxes and such was pretty cool. However, I digress. I'm sure that many of you have had professional friendships over distance and enjoy a good chat and friendly jabs with them occasionally; such was the case here. Midway through the project (this was all done on CADD; new stuff at the time), we submitted our 50% review drawings to the Architect, whom I was unaware would also look them over with their client (the Green Bay Packers). Being the electrical designer on this project, the electrical plans were prepared by yours truly. Have you guys ever noticed how closely the Bears "C" resembles the Packers "G"? Can you imagine how easy they are to manipulate with something as advanced as CADD software? Somehow all of the "G"s in the title blocks of the electrical plans had been creatively changed to the Bears "C".
It's my understanding that our client (the Architect) never noticed this, but that THEIR client did. I also understand that they were not amused, nor was our client. Actually, my boss kinda was, but he didn't want to admit it.
Ah well, dumb story but what the hell.
The Greatest form of revenge is MASSIVE success.
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What a pussy of a Landlord, I live by redneck hillbillies who park their freaking cars in their front yard and lack the funs to get their car exaust systems fixed. The house that is directly across the street from myhouse has the previous renters shit sitting at the curb while the loser scavengers pick away at that crap. The house next to them have trees growing out of their bushes infront of their house. I would welcome some idiot packerfans to move in next to me and put there packer crap on the front lawn vs the other crap I have to deal with.
PS I have offered to burn a few of these houses down but I was declined.
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Originally Posted by
4DaBERS Years ago I was working for an Electrical/Mechanical engineering firm in downstate Illinois and we were a subcontractor to an Architectural firm in Green Bay. Our team was awarded the contract to design the new skyboxes at Lambeau when they first built them (back in the `80's). I must say that as a young 20 something going up to do my site inspections of the press boxes and such was pretty cool. However, I digress. I'm sure that many of you have had professional friendships over distance and enjoy a good chat and friendly jabs with them occasionally; such was the case here. Midway through the project (this was all done on CADD; new stuff at the time), we submitted our 50% review drawings to the Architect, whom I was unaware would also look them over with their client (the Green Bay Packers). Being the electrical designer on this project, the electrical plans were prepared by yours truly. Have you guys ever noticed how closely the Bears "C" resembles the Packers "G"? Can you imagine how easy they are to manipulate with something as advanced as CADD software? Somehow all of the "G"s in the title blocks of the electrical plans had been creatively changed to the Bears "C".
It's my understanding that our client (the Architect) never noticed this, but that THEIR client did. I also understand that they were not amused, nor was our client. Actually, my boss kinda was, but he didn't want to admit it.
Ah well, dumb story but what the hell.
Actually I found it amusing as hell !
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