RIP the eyes out of their goddamn eye sockets !
STOMP the players HEAD into the turf !
BREAK the players leg in a pile ! BTW ... the next color anaylist that calls it a "scrum" should be shot.
TEAR limbs from opposing players !
DECAPITATE opposing QB's !
REMOVE intestines from the opposing DL.
DEBALL opposing CB's.
HEADSLAP the opposing TE in the helmet holes.
Well that pretty much sums it up.
Any questions ? Can anybody add to this ?