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NOW were talking BEARS FOOTBALL!
RIP the eyes out of their goddamn eye sockets !
STOMP the players HEAD into the turf !
BREAK the players leg in a pile ! BTW ... the next color anaylist that calls it a "scrum" should be shot.
TEAR limbs from opposing players !
DECAPITATE opposing QB's !
REMOVE intestines from the opposing DL.
DEBALL opposing CB's.
HEADSLAP the opposing TE in the helmet holes.
Well that pretty much sums it up.
Any questions ? Can anybody add to this ?
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Originally Posted by
jackiejokeman 
RIP the eyes out of their goddamn eye sockets !
STOMP the players HEAD into the turf !
BREAK the players leg in a pile ! BTW ... the next color anaylist that calls it a "scrum" should be shot.
TEAR limbs from opposing players !
DECAPITATE opposing QB's !
REMOVE intestines from the opposing DL.
DEBALL opposing CB's.
HEADSLAP the opposing TE in the helmet holes.
Well that pretty much sums it up.
Any questions ? Can anybody add to this ?
Play like Ditka, not Tomczak.
What's that? You're asking what that means?
There's a story behind that. Here it is.
In the locker room at half time, and dissapointed with the team's performance, Iron Mike demonstrated how tough he was
was, and how tough the team should be playing. He grabbed a snapping turtle, dropped his pants and let the turtle bite his
private parts. After withstanding the pain for several minutes, to get the turtle to let loose, he poked it in the eyes. Then he
asked if any of the players were tough enough to do that. Everybody sat in stunned silence.
After a while, Mike Tomczak finally spoke up: "Coach, I think I could do that, but on one condition - please don't poke me in the eye."
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Originally Posted by
Shark86x Play like Ditka, not Tomczak.
What's that? You're asking what that means?
There's a story behind that. Here it is.
In the locker room at half time, and dissapointed with the team's performance, Iron Mike demonstrated how tough he was
was, and how tough the team should be playing. He grabbed a snapping turtle, dropped his pants and let the turtle bite his
private parts. After withstanding the pain for several minutes, to get the turtle to let loose, he poked it in the eyes. Then he
asked if any of the players were tough enough to do that. Everybody sat in stunned silence.
After a while, Mike Tomczak finally spoke up: "Coach, I think I could do that, but on one condition - please don't poke me in the eye."
I'm getting to that age where a lifetime warranty just doesn't mean as much to me anymore as an afternoon nap. 
Honey Badger Don't Care. Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit.
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Gentlemen,
Thats our CHICAGO BEARS ... I'm not opposed to having an opposing player taken down and investigating how his spleen works.
Those can be preserved in alcohol ... and be used upon further examination at HALAS HALL.
Otherwise whats the use of playing ?
We need to get Rodgers brain in a jar ... dont say it cant be done !
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I'm getting to that age where a lifetime warranty just doesn't mean as much to me anymore as an afternoon nap. Honey Badger Don't Care. Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit.
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Holy shit, Jackie! You've managed to sink the U.S.S. Arizona and Oklahoma with your kamakaze stunts! Pardon the change in wars, but is there anyway you can fuck up a rice paddy like they did strafing the fields and the Ho Chi Minh trail down in Vietnam?
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JJ - In my imagination 
What should you call any : Fumble , Hold , Interception , Three and out , or Sack ?
A " F.H.I.T.S " ? or a J'Marcus ?
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Originally Posted by
Dagan81 Holy shit, Jackie! You've managed to sink the U.S.S. Arizona and Oklahoma with your kamakaze stunts! Pardon the change in wars, but is there anyway you can fuck up a rice paddy like they did strafing the fields and the Ho Chi Minh trail down in Vietnam?
You give us some time motherfucker , CHICAGO BEARS will waste your whole godddamn planet.
This is DAA BEARRSE UNIVERSE baby ... if you aint in ... you better step the fuck out.
These are CHICAGO BEARS your talking about, our mission ... is to destroy your whole galaxy.
One team or planet at a time ... but yes ultimatley ... the galaxy you live in.
Dont fuck with us ... we are very good at what we do.
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Join the 3M club- Maul, Mangle, and Maim
Arguing on the internet is like winning the special olympics, even if you win your still messed up.
Restore the roar!
JJ ..... comin in for another strafing run -
Dagan81 say BEAR DOWN!
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