Thread: Could This Be Our Solution?!

I used my entire lunch hour today trying to think of solutions for our offensive line woes. This is about all I have to bring to the table, but I believe a lot of these items could be found at Halas Hall over the next 10 days!



LT - Revolving Door. Giving the opposition's DE the choice of having to pick either going left or going right (rather than straight thru) will give Cutty an extra second or two in the pocket to hold onto the ball that much longer.

LG - Gently Used Blow-Up Doll. I'm sure Ndamukong Suh would think twice of rushing our quarterback when he looks up at this doll's intimate ...errrr... intimidating "O" face!

C - China Cabinet. We pledge this SOB up twice and just watch nose tackles slide to ground creating lanes for Michael Bush to run.

RG - Stack of Used Tires. I'm sure Lance Briggs has a couple laying around from his last Lamborghini.

RT - Broken Screen Door. Like Mike Tice & Lovie Smith always says ... it's not broken so we won't fix it!