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Originally Posted by
JustAnotherBearsFan99 
That makes me curious what a "Webb Package" must contain. I shudder to even think about it...
I don't either but UPS won't deliver it. They say it's over their weight limit.
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JABF, you forgot these.....shame.
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Originally Posted by
JustAnotherBearsFan99 Welcome. Regarding the use of another WR, other than B. Marshall, that is considered blasphemy. Cutler only throws to B.Marsh. The other guys are just holding roster spots.
I think our decoys might take offense to the idea they are just holding roster spots. Those routes they run to draw attention away from Marshall just won't run themselves.
Jay thinks the Bears only have two positions on the team. One of them is called the "Brandon Marshall". This is played by Brandon Marshall.
The other positions are lumped together into the "Not Brandon Marshall" category. They might occasionally get the ball, but that is usually an accident. I think Jay was surprised last week when one of our NBM players Lance Louis caught a batted pass. He must have thought to himself, "That is the biggest NBM I have ever seen. I wonder if I can pass the ball to him without bouncing it off an opponent first. Probably not. Those big ones in front usually just escort my pass rush to me."
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Originally Posted by
weneedmorelinemen I think our decoys might take offense to the idea they are just holding roster spots. Those routes they run to draw attention away from Marshall just won't run themselves.
Jay thinks the Bears only have two positions on the team. One of them is called the "Brandon Marshall". This is played by Brandon Marshall.
The other positions are lumped together into the "Not Brandon Marshall" category. They might occasionally get the ball, but that is usually an accident. I think Jay was surprised last week when one of our NBM players Lance Louis caught a batted pass. He must have thought to himself, "That is the biggest NBM I have ever seen. I wonder if I can pass the ball to him without bouncing it off an opponent first. Probably not. Those big ones in front usually just escort my pass rush to me."
I'm still laughing. That is a 100% classic post. 
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Originally Posted by
JustAnotherBearsFan99 That makes me curious what a "Webb Package" must contain. I shudder to even think about it...
Tacos. Tacos from Taco Bell. And he eats that crazy hot sauce on them as well that makes him shit out flames of fire.
With that in mind, wouldn't you think he'd burn the competition a little more than he does?
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They bring in Webb's Taco Bell tacos & Dorito's by choppering in several trucks a day to Halas Hall. The "Webb Package" is a major operation.
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Well, I'd surely hate to see what his stool sample is like.
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Originally Posted by
Dagan81 Well, I'd surely hate to see what his stool sample is like.
You see it every game on the field.
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