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Thread: Has anyone here figured out just what is the mighty "Hester Package"?

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    Damn you gay can't see what right in front of your faces. "The Hester Package" is very easy to understand, you send Hester deep and then throw the ball to Marshall. This also works when Hester isn't in the game and is still called the Hester Package.
    Kind of a "rope a dope" strategy huh? If he gets open deep throw him the ball but if not then Marshall should be open so you throw him the ball. Then rest, rinse, and repeat! I get it.

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    I'm beginning to think that Hester is all used up. He hasn't returned a kick yet for a touchdown, nor has he made any major head way with his receiving exploits other than that one bomb he caught for a touchdown against Dallas.

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    Used up would mean team's dont care about him, and 2 games ago the team wouldn't kick

    to him, so he still has SOME game left. I THINK just use him on KR / PR ONLY.
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    Teams are scared to kick the ball to him and when they do it is nearly impossible for him to do much. If he runs one back soon expect teams to not kick to him for a very long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustAnotherBearsFan99 View Post
    Can it be safely unleashed in the Chicago area without massive death and destruction? I lay awake at night in a cold sweat, worrying about the triggering of this all powerful "Hester Package" weapon. Maybe the Pentagon has put the stop to this fearsome project and that is why we haven't seen it triggered yet.

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    This pic was reportedly taken at Soldier Field (hence the divots, mud and grass). I think that is Mike Tice in the front, but can't be sure.

    JABF I thought we already talked about this.

    My league sources have confirmed that the Hester package has been ruled a fan safety issue and cannot be executed this season. The league is busy raising money to retro-fit all 32 stadiums with 15 inch protective glass structures between the seats and the field. The league is requiring all franchise owners to put seat-belts in every seat in the stadium. Bleacher stadiums are a particular problem and all bleachers must be removed and seats installed (with seat-belts).

    Referees are being required to buy blast protection gear as you have pictured but it is unclear who will pay for it. The league is threatening to lock out the ref's again over the issue so we could see replacement ref's again next season if an agreement isn't reached.

    ALL BECAUSE OF THE HESTER PACKAGE....LOL

    Jabf can I get a picture of that guy getting shot out of a cannon again?

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    The sad truth about the "Hester Package" is that we do not have the coaching talent to truly take advantage of Hesters skills and use them to create a viable offensive threat.

    I just don't think that martz was able to and don't think Tice is able to. This begs the question that if we are not really able to take advantage of Hester other than as a regular WR (for which I would say he is only average), then where is his value?

    I think his value always was on returns and that we neutered that threat when we tried to make him a #1 WR. That was misguided. Hester has the biggest return threat the game has ever seen and should have blown past all records so far that no one would catch him for years. As it sits, he has not had a return for a score in a while.

    It is sad to think about, but that is the reality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxMidwayMonstersxX View Post
    JABF I thought we already talked about this.

    My league sources have confirmed that the Hester package has been ruled a fan safety issue and cannot be executed this season. The league is busy raising money to retro-fit all 32 stadiums with 15 inch protective glass structures between the seats and the field. The league is requiring all franchise owners to put seat-belts in every seat in the stadium. Bleacher stadiums are a particular problem and all bleachers must be removed and seats installed (with seat-belts).

    Referees are being required to buy blast protection gear as you have pictured but it is unclear who will pay for it. The league is threatening to lock out the ref's again over the issue so we could see replacement ref's again next season if an agreement isn't reached.

    ALL BECAUSE OF THE HESTER PACKAGE....LOL

    Jabf can I get a picture of that guy getting shot out of a cannon again?

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