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  1. 11-12-2012, 08:09 AM #1
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    Cris Collinsworth

    Memorable moments from Collinsworth last night:


    - Talking about Jay Cutler running for a first down: "Now thats a Bears quarterback."
    No you fucking retard thats a concussed player that doesn't know where he is trying to play football.


    - Demonstrates how Tillman is so effective punching the ball out from other players with Al Micheals.
    I have never seen two men look so pathetic. In Al's defense, he was just standing there and looked like "hey this is dumb I don't want to do this." Collinsworth on the other hand looked like he was having the time of his life, idiot.


    - Talking about Bears Linebackers: "Oh boy nice tackle by Lance Briggs, that guy will probably be meeting #54 in Canton, Ohio." Senseless pandering by Collinsworth. I have to mute the fucking TV when this guy is talking, I just can't stand him.

    How the Fuck does this guy have a job? I mean, it takes a lot for me to call for someones job (especially these days). There are a ton of announcers out there better than Collinsworth, the sound of his voice makes me sick at this point and I can't even stand to watch Sunday Night Football. Especially when my Bears lose a close one.

    I would much rather listen to Charles Barkley, at least he makes me laugh.
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  • 11-12-2012, 08:14 AM #2
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    You forgot one, when Hester had his arm pinned by the Defender on the 3rd and long drop, he said "Well this is the NFL and the ref's don't call that" Really? B/c I've seen that called plenty, and when it's not most announcers call it for what it is, a blown call.


    Xx, the guy is a douche and as much as I hate it when people talk about how disrespected the Bears are, but he's one of the guys that doesn't help my defense, he comes off as genuinely not liking the Bears or calling their games. And your right all the positives he talked about was meathead pandering to meathead fans. It was a hard to listen to game
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  • 11-12-2012, 08:18 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Riczaj01 View Post
    You forgot one, when Hester had his arm pinned by the Defender on the 3rd and long drop, he said "Well this is the NFL and the ref's don't call that" Really? B/c I've seen that called plenty, and when it's not most announcers call it for what it is, a blown call.


    Xx, the guy is a douche and as much as I hate it when people talk about how disrespected the Bears are, but he's one of the guys that doesn't help my defense, he comes off as genuinely not liking the Bears or calling their games. And your right all the positives he talked about was meathead pandering to meathead fans. It was a hard to listen to game

    Oh he HATES, I repeat, HATES the Bears. Always talking shit about how the Bears score points etc. etc.

    I had to mute it so many times last night, it made watching that game so hard.

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  • 11-12-2012, 08:44 AM #4
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    Not sure which of the two jamokes said it, but my favorite line of the night was made in reference to Kendell Davis

    "He needs medical attention as he is being booed off the field"
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    Not sure which of the two jamokes said it, but my favorite line of the night was made in reference to Kendell Davis

    "He needs medical attention as he is being booed off the field"
    Well I'd boo him too if I were at the stadium and I actually did infront of the telly, we might need some clue from the Chargers to make this guy able to catch a pass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxMidwayMonstersxX View Post
    Oh he HATES, I repeat, HATES the Bears. Always talking shit about how the Bears score points etc. etc.

    I had to mute it so many times last night, it made watching that game so hard.

    FIRE COLLINSOWRTH
    It's strange how two different fan bases can hear the same game called and come away with two diametrically opposed views. The Texan fans were going nuts in our game day thread about how it sounded like a Bears lovefest out of Collinsworthless and even Al Michaels to some point. Even the lead into the game was like Bears this, Bears that, Urlacher, Briggs, Cutler and then kinda like, "Oh yeah, the Texans are here too". LOL. I think we can all agree, he's a puke.
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    Dr, I can see where you are coming from; but everything talked about the Bears was for the meatballs, the "he's a bears qb now" is just stupid. THe idea that Urlacher and Briggs would probably be in the HoF together is ridiculous, there are people that aren't sure Urlacher belongs there, and you think Briggs is going in w/him? It was over the top.

    Of course the lead is was the Bears, it's got 1000x times the national audience then Houston does, and it was AT soldier field. If this was SNF Bears at Giants, the talk is 80% about the Giants for the same reason.
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    Yea Chicago is like the number 6 or 8 football market, thats what dictates who they talk about DR.

    Can I get some more hate on Collinsworth please?

    P.S. Why are there so many Fucking Texans fans on the Board today?

    I'm going to troll the Texans board.
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    Yea Chicago is like the number 6 or 8 football market, thats what dictates who they talk about DR.

    Can I get some more hate on Collinsworth please?

    P.S. Why are there so many Fucking Texans fans on the Board today?

    I'm going to troll the Texans board.
    No need to flame/ be a douchebag just because they're around here.. No reason to troll even tho we lost a game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxMidwayMonstersxX View Post
    Yea Chicago is like the number 6 or 8 football market, thats what dictates who they talk about DR.

    Can I get some more hate on Collinsworth please?

    P.S. Why are there so many Fucking Texans fans on the Board today?

    I'm going to troll the Texans board.
    They are here, because we are a football message board and they are football fans. More importantly, we are a Bears message board, and we were playing the Texans and they are Texans fans. They are here to talk about the football game. They are not trolling, they are having football discussions with football fans about a football game between our favorite teams.

    We love having rival fans on our boards. Our existence without them would be rather boring. So get used to them being here, because I am sure there will be more throughout the next few weeks.
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