Brandon Marshall - NFL Players use Viagra

Clearly Tice is on that shit...he's been fucking us all season long...

But no short arm stiff arm right

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Originally Posted by vmx12

It's one thing to give a defender a stiff arm but................

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Originally Posted by bearsinhouston

If I saw saw that coming at me, I know it would keep me away. Maybe the OL can try that and see if they can keep the DL away.

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Maybe this is Tice's pixie dust to turn 7th rounders and cast-offs from other teams into a competent offensive line.

It would definitely harden the players

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Originally Posted by inchibearfan

Maybe this is Tice's pixie dust to turn 7th rounders and cast-offs from other teams into a competent offensive line.

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Originally Posted by JJ-30

Well if they ban Viagra they kills any chance I had of making a comeback, besides my age, my weight, and legs.

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Maybe they'll start a huff and puff league one of these days JJ. :36_7_1[1]:


Or there's always the National Keep Away League. You're tall enough for that. :keepaway:

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Originally Posted by SERE Bear

So it's a game of inches after all...

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thread shouldve been locked after this post. nothing said after could top that.

I can only imagine these players having to lean over to the trainer and saying "...I think I filled the cup."

for all you Jay and Silent Bob fans out there; you're welcome.

That would be a tough way to get into the league. Water boy I can understand, byt cup emptier.... I dunno.... you'd have to wear a hazmat suit.

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Originally Posted by Riczaj01

I can only imagine these players having to lean over to the trainer and saying "...I think I filled the cup."

for all you Jay and Silent Bob fans out there; you're welcome.

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Since we are in the age of automation, I think that job could better be done by machinery. This handy little gizmo is appropriately named a draincock. Should be standard equipment. Although one of those Suh Testical Pokes would be an even bigger issue. Being a trainer and having to put these in and take them off would mean hazardous duty pay. Not to mention mandatory safety glasses.... You know... Just in case...


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Originally Posted by Riczaj01

I can only imagine these players having to lean over to the trainer and saying "...I think I filled the cup."

for all you Jay and Silent Bob fans out there; you're welcome.

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