When I read the headline I was like: Oh seems like we got new waterboys.
They tried that, but they kept dropping the bottles they were carrying and the players were complaing they were getting dirt when they drank the water. They had to put them back at TE. Tice says the TE's are fine. He's got a great group. The OL is fine and the TE's are fine. He is a lucky man.
Mike Tice has figured out a way to help our TE's catch balls better. Circus monkeys. It's actually Jerry Angelo's idea. Before he left, he realized the TE's couldn't catch a ball to save their lives, so he got a great deal on a few old circus monkeys. Each of the monkeys has been assigned a TE, and the monkey will ride on the helmet of the player when he runs routes.
Here's the beauty of the plan (only J.A. has the vision for something this brilliant), the MONKEY makes the catches. The TE only has to run the routes. Tice has worked for several weeks with these monkeys prepping them for the Vikings game debut.
I can't wait to see 'em in action.
How tall is Kellen Davis? Tall as hell. How much do Kellen weight? Big as hell. If he is all this, how come he can't catch the ball???? Damn shame.....
Boy, what a mess...
Gotta re-think this whole thing, CLEAN HOUSE!!!
The McCaskeys are thrilled with this monkey idea. The monkeys are not subject to the player's union CBA and will literally play for bananas. The McCaskey family is having Emery research the posibility of replacing several of our players with monkeys now.
Rumor has it, that Mike Tice is developing a "Hester Package" that is run exclusively by monkeys (even the oline will be monkeys). There has been one serious problem though. Someone (I think it was B.Marsh, trying to be funny) told J'Marcus Webb, that his monkey would only eat Tacos. It scared the crap out of Webb, because he didn't want to share. Cutler calmed Webb down and explained that all he had to feed his monkey was bananas. Webb was cool with that.