To the tune of Jingle Bells...

Playing at Lambeau,
With a one horse offense plan.
O'er the field we go,
Blocking not a man.
The ref's whistles blow,
Making spirits ebb.
What fun it is to laugh and throw
A dozen eggs at Webb

Oh, jingle bells, Lovie smells
Mike Tice laid an egg.
The wheels fell off the Bearsmobile
And the game was thrown away.
Oh, jingle bells, Lovie smells
Mike Tice laid an egg.
The wheels fell off the Bearsmobile
And the game was thrown away.

Today's a new day,
I thought we'd have a chance.
Maybe run better plays,
But Mike Tice lost his pants.
Calling dumb plays that stank,
And schemes the line could not block.
So Cutler got sacked like a skank
and we're a laughingstock.

Oh, jingle bells, Lovie smells
Mike Tice laid an egg
The wheels fell off the Bearsmobile
And the year was thrown away
Oh, jingle bells, Lovie smells
Mike Tice laid an egg
The wheels fell off the Bearsmobile
And the year was thrown away