'Twas the Night Before Bearsmas
‘Twas the night before Bearsmas and up at Halas Hall,
Not a creature was stirring, another offensive stall.
The helmets were hung by the lockers with care,
In hopes that a new coach soon would be there.
The players were huddled in meetings all day,
As dreams of the playoffs faded farther away.
Phil Emery's in his office, Lovie in his Traditions B cap,
Had just settled down for a late-season nap.
When out on Football Drive there arose such a clatter,
They sprang to the window to see what was the matter.
When what to their wondering eyes did appear,
But a torch-bearing mob drawing nearer.
The angry mob charged forward, like out of a myth,
The chants only grew louder – FIRE LOVIE SMITH!
When out of the Hall bearing her pappy’s name,
Virginia appeared and she was doing the same!
“Out Lovie, out Tice, out Marinelli, and Toub,
Pack up your shit and don’t forget, J'Marcus Webb!
Throwing the challenge flag, Lovie felt spurned,
But in typical fashion, this call would not be overturned.
“We get off the bus running and play Cover-2,
It’s not just my defense; what about all the picks Jay Cutler threw?”
Phil Emery protested and made a desperate plea,
“I bring in great players, so don't blame me.”
So the coaches headed out, all stripped of their power
While Virginia picked up the phone to dial up Bill Cowher!
Lovie turned back exclaiming in his Big Sandy drawl,
Jay Cutlers is our quarterback, Merry Christmas to all!”
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I wish I could take credit for this. A buddy of mine wrote it
I'm hoping Santa brings us 5 stud olinemen & a TE who can actually catch a real football.
I'm hoping Santa takes our existing olinemen and TE's and leaves them in someone's stocking that deserves coal in their stocking.
Jeesh, how would you like to wake up and find J'Marcus Webb in your stocking?
J'Webb Nation... the real land of misfit toys
None of my posts on this forum have been aided by the use of deer-antler spray...
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If we what to play anywhere need how the Packers play all we have to do is give them Webb, no money not player just him.
Last edited by JJ-30; 12-16-2012 at 01:56 AM.
LOL, and as much a figment of someone's imagination as Santa Claus and flying reindeer.
I'm getting to that age where a lifetime warranty just doesn't mean as much to me anymore as an afternoon nap. Honey Badger Don't Care. Honey Badger Don't Give a Shit.
Jingle bells jingle bears jingle five touch downs let the packers go back to wisconsin losers all year round /// merry bear christmas