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  1. 12-16-2012, 02:17 PM #1
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    How to beat the bears

    Punt the ball on first down to the bears and let Tice's dumbass play calling help you win. You freaking turd should fire yourself for that shit play calling on running the ball on 1st and goal. RUN THE FREAKING BALL AROUND THE GIANT PILE OF PLAYERS.


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  • 12-16-2012, 02:32 PM #2
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    This season is over if they don't score now
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    How to beat the Bears: show up to the game.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmors View Post
    how to beat the bears: Show up to the game.
    lol !
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  • 12-16-2012, 03:24 PM #5
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    Tips for beating the Bears:

    1. Hang on to the ball.
    2. Sprinkle some slants in your play calling.
    3. Do just enough on defense that the offense will shit itself.
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  • 12-16-2012, 04:22 PM #6
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    Tice should not have the option to resign he should be flat out fired with that pencil stuck up his ass. Moron-guru.
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  • 12-16-2012, 05:04 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmors View Post
    How to beat the Bears: show up to the game.
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  • 12-16-2012, 05:11 PM #8
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    The Bears coaching hand/playbook


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  • 12-16-2012, 07:44 PM #9
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    To beat the bears:
    Offense don't turn the ball over until there is a 2 score lead, if at all. score 20 points and game over.
    Defense, don't cause penalties and wait for the O to shoot themselves in the foot via pentalty, drops or turn overs.

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