Emmitt Smith never would have caught him.
I can't remember how many o-linemen have helped in the beating of Cutty and Forte this season, but this is a nice gift idea....
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I'm thinking a box of the finest condoms money can buy. First drenched in tobasco sauce and itching powder. Cutler may not be able to beat the crap out of them, but I bet their girlfriends/wives would to it for him... Not to mention that They won't be in too much of a position to defend themselves anyway.
I think laser eye surgery would be pretty good.
I'll bet Jay just gets them some nice "stocking stuffers" for Christmas.
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One-way plane tickets out of the country.