LMAOO please hire him!!
I get enough joy from their antics and THIS would make it all the more enjoyable
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LMAOO please hire him!!
I get enough joy from their antics and THIS would make it all the more enjoyable
Honestly, Angelo is smart/stupid enough that he would ensure he got a T'eo type. And if he did, that'd be fine with me. At this point, they need to add another piece or two to the o-line, get severe upgrades at rb (which is Angelo's offensive forte), draft a mid round qb (matt scott, ari), and give sanchez 4 games to play at an acceptable level. If he doesn't, put the new guy in at game 5, and if he doesn't play well enough for either the playoffs, or respectability, draft a high first round qb the next year. Oh, and I imagine that since Angelo is not only a 4-3 minded scout/GM, he's also specifically geared towards cover 2 base. Seeing how Lovie isn't looking to get a HC at this point, and seeing that Ryan is guaranteed this next year, Angelo could jump on the offensive coordinator to HC bandwagon, and only hire Lovie as a DC, giving the Jets a good coaching staff and a roster that needs multiple offseasons to be anything but lucky to make tge playoffs.
No franchise derserves a that bad GM really.. Only if it were the Packers, Saints or Pats.
Appearing on FOX NFL Sunday, Jay Glazer said the Jets "can't give the position away" when talking about their general manager vacancy.
"They're calling back candidates who already turned them down," added Glazer. "Their cap situation, personnel, QB and the circus turned a lot of candidates off." One of those candidates could be 49ers director of player personnel Tom Gamble, who was once considered the odds-on-favorite for the job but may have spurned the Jets. ESPN's Adam Schefter mentioned earlier on Sunday that ex-Bears GM Jerry Angelo is a "name to watch."
Jerry Angelo will probably be the only guy willing to take the job. If they'd let the new GM sweep Rex Ryan out the door, it would be a great job. I was really surprised they kept Rex.
Rex gave the owners a footrub and got an extra year.
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Jerry will like it there. Rex has declared casual Friday (you can wear sandals to work).
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The only rule is you can’t wear socks with your sandals. It drives Rex crazy… “Socks with sandals? What the hell is that? You're just a big tease when you do that.”
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Rex even went as far looking at Michael Vick as his new QB and made sure to tell him what he expected Vick to wear to make a good impression. But Vick spoiled it all with his socks. “How the hell can I tell anything about a player when I can’t see his toes? I even made sure that we didn’t pick him up at the airport to make him walk here so his feet would be sweaty and then he wouldn’t even let me smell them. I told him he blew his chance here. He thought I had a cold and wasn’t thinking clearly because he says to me ‘You are one sick dude’, but the joke is on him. I totally knew what I was doing.”
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“If I like the smell, you’re in. People think I brought Tebow in here to be a QB, but his feet smell good. I thought his feet smelled like beet, but now I know it’s a turnip. I just like to have him around so I can smell his feet. Sanchez is a little jealous. Now he soaks his feet in turnip juice, so he’s really working hard for the job. No way am I pulling him out. You ever smell sweaty turnip?”
“Heck, after the game I even smell the players shoes. Some of them are now wearing their shoes into the shower. I don’t get it. I mean, what kind of kink is that? Who wears their shoes in the shower? I’m getting all worked up over this. I’m going to see if I can find a Dr. Scholls commercial and calm down.”
Jerry endeared himself to Rex Ryan by introducing him to Hobbit feet. Seriously. Those big hairy feet have a sexy "Hobbit smell" that made Rex crazy.
Jerry told the Jets that he is very comfortable drafting Hobbits to fill the Jets roster. He said he mentioned this possibility to Lovie Smith, years ago, but Lovie's just not a "foot guy" but more excited over guys who can jump out of swimming pools, and midgets like Garrett Wolfe. Jerry said it just about killed him but he complied with Lovie's wishes.
Now it's on to Hobbits...
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(That guy on the right looks almost as old as Urlacher)
Where this Jet is going they need to hire Capt. Chesley Sullenberger as their GM in hopes that he can guide this thing safely into the Hudson River....