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    Warlock

    My players are too funny...

    So tonight was the Fall sports awards for the HS that I coach football at. My players went and got all of us coaches gift bags to show their appreciation and in my bag was a Chicago Bears cap... I...

    Warlock 11-05-2012 09:07 PM
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  • onemanswarm

    by Published on 09-21-2010 04:00 PM

    NFL Shower Rankings
    Week 2

    Every Tuesday morning, I sit in the shower and meditate on the state of the NFL until the water runs cold. This week, through the power of prayer, the following rankings were revealed to me. ...
    by Published on 09-15-2010 12:47 PM

    NFL Shower Rankings



    Week 1



    Every Tuesday morning, I sit in the shower and meditate on the state of the NFL until the water runs cold. This week, through the power of prayer, the following rankings were revealed to me.

    1. Saints (1-0): Rematch against the Vikes was reminiscent of Creed v Balboa II. Sure, it went to the wire, but it completely lacked the drama of the original slugfest.

    2. Ravens (1-0): Ray Lewis does his talking on the field. And also while flying on the back of a giant animatronic raven. But mostly on the field.

    3. Texans (1-0): Hint: “A Black man named Arian.” Pyramid Category: Things That Are Better Examples of Irony Than Anything Alanis Morrisette Ever Came Up With.

    4. Packers (1-0): The win wasn’t pretty, but Clay Matthews hair sure is. If he was teammates with Burt Reynolds, his jersey ...