Thoughtful Wife

Ralph awoke one day to realize that his member had inexplicably been growing larger
and staying erect longer with each passing day.

He was delighted, as was his wife.

But after several weeks, his sex organ had grown to nearly 20 inches and Ralph became quite concerned.
He was having problems dressing and even walking.
So, he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the doctor explained that Ralph's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.

"How long will Ralph be on crutches?" the wife asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," said the wife, "you are planning on lengthening Ralph's legs, aren't you?"