Thread: State Of The Art

A biker walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies.
"I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was testing it."


The intrigued woman says,
"A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The biker explains,
"It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"It says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies,
'Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"

The biker taps his watch a couple times,
looks at it again, and then smiles and says,
"The damn thing's an hour fast."