Girl's Night Out

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out.
Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten
over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they
stopped in the darkened cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would
take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties
and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she wiped herself with the ribbon.

After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day the one woman's husband was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said:

'These girl nights have got to stop!
I'm starting to suspect the worst...my wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing,' said the other husband,

'Mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that said.....

"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."